{"id":136892,"date":"2018-09-04T12:02:22","date_gmt":"2018-09-04T18:02:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2018\/09\/04\/what-does-she-have-in-her-pocketses.html"},"modified":"2018-09-05T19:40:03","modified_gmt":"2018-09-06T01:40:03","slug":"what-does-she-have-in-her-pocketses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2018\/09\/04\/what-does-she-have-in-her-pocketses.html","title":{"rendered":"“What has she gots in her pocketses?”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Answer? Not much. Because women’s pockets (esp. front pockets) suck. When they even exist.<\/p>\n

[h\/t +<\/span>Margie Kleerup<\/a><\/span>]<\/p>\n


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\nWomen’s Pockets are Inferior.<\/a><\/span>
\nIf you wear women’s clothes, you already know this. But now we’ve got the data to show it.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Original Post<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Answer? Not much. Because women’s pockets (esp. front pockets) suck. When they even exist. [h\/t +Margie Kleerup] Women’s Pockets are Inferior. If you wear women’s clothes, you already know this. But now we’ve got the data to show it. 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