{"id":1372,"date":"2002-01-17T07:19:01","date_gmt":"2002-01-17T12:19:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/?p=1372"},"modified":"2002-01-17T07:19:01","modified_gmt":"2002-01-17T12:19:01","slug":"make_your_reser","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2002\/01\/17\/make_your_reser.html","title":{"rendered":"Make your reservations today!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Zagats is a customer-survey-based restaurant guide printed in most cities. It generally does a good job of giving you a heads-up about good restaurants, bad restaurants, and those in-between.<\/p>\n

Now they’ve posted some of the comments<\/a> that they, ah, couldn’t really print in their guide books.<\/p>\n

Stay home and heat up a can of Alpo instead.
\nFilled with flowers and all the things that make flowers grow.
\nIf this place doesn’t get you laid, nothing will.
\nIf I want a fatty sandwich served by a walking attitude, I’ll go to Mom’s.
\nWonder why there aren’t any cats in Chinatown? Eat here.
\nGood seafood, but waiter should be used as fish bait.
\nLike the Wicked Queen, beautiful but evil.
\nFood [is] is served as cold as the faux-stone pillars, and as slowly as the Romans advancing over the Dolomites in a particularly harsh winter.
\nIf you were on fire, they wouldn’t even throw a drink on you.
\nFood is icky, tables are sticky, waitress has a hickey, stay home if you’re picky.
\nShould be renamed Barfing Dog.<\/p>\n

(Via Boing Boing<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Zagats is a customer-survey-based restaurant guide printed in most cities. It generally does a good job of giving you a heads-up about good restaurants, bad restaurants, and those in-between. 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