{"id":138597,"date":"2019-04-10T23:31:58","date_gmt":"2019-04-11T05:31:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/?p=138597"},"modified":"2019-04-10T23:31:58","modified_gmt":"2019-04-11T05:31:58","slug":"the-heartbreak-of-dad-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2019\/04\/10\/the-heartbreak-of-dad-jokes.html","title":{"rendered":"The Heartbreak of Dad Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This social scourge may be affecting a family very near to you. It&#8217;s nothing to laugh about. 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