{"id":13957,"date":"2009-02-27T22:51:08","date_gmt":"2009-02-28T05:51:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/?p=13957"},"modified":"2009-02-27T23:02:54","modified_gmt":"2009-02-28T06:02:54","slug":"regrettable-food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2009\/02\/27\/regrettable-food.html","title":{"rendered":"Regrettable Food"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I thought, the other night, I&#8217;d see the least appetizing foodstuff you can get at the store that I could possibly see. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.baconnaise.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Baconnaise<\/a>. It&#8217;s &#8230; bacon-flavored mayonnaise.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Baconnaise is the ultimate bacon-flavored spread. Use it on sandwiches, salads, dips, sauces, chicken, fish, and fries. Vegetarian safe!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Because, apparently, it&#8217;s not made with real bacon.<\/p>\n<p>Now, mind you, I love bacon. It&#8217;s just, the thought of bacon mayonnaise, artificial or real, causes my gorge to rise.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.baconnaise.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Jon Stewart had a few problems with it<\/a>, too, as he demonstrated during his segment lambasting Bobby Jindal&#8217;s Official Republican Response Speech.<\/p>\n<p><style type='text\/css'>.cc_box a:hover .cc_home{background:url('http:\/\/www.comedycentral.com\/comedycentral\/video\/assets\/syndicated-logo-over.png') !important;}.cc_links a{color:#b9b9b9;text-decoration:none;}.cc_show a{color:#707070;text-decoration:none;}.cc_title a{color:#868686;text-decoration:none;}.cc_links a:hover{color:#67bee2;text-decoration:underline;}<\/style>\n<div class='cc_box' style='position:relative'><a href='http:\/\/www.comedycentral.com' target='_blank' style='display:inline; float:left; width:60px; height:31px;'><\/p>\n<div class='cc_home' style='float:left; border:solid 1px #cfcfcf; border-width:1px 0px 0px 1px; width:60px; height:31px; background:url(\"http:\/\/www.comedycentral.com\/comedycentral\/video\/assets\/syndicated-logo-out.png\");'><\/div>\n<p><\/a><\/p>\n<div style='font:bold 10px Arial,Helvetica,Verdana,sans-serif; float:left; width:299px; height:31px; border:solid 1px #cfcfcf; border-width:1px 1px 0px 0px; overflow:hidden; color:#707070; position:relative;'>\n<div class='cc_show' style='position:relative; background-color:#e5e5e5;padding-left:3px; height:14px; padding-top:2px; overflow:hidden;'><a href='http:\/\/www.thedailyshow.com\/' target='_blank'>The Daily Show With Jon Stewart<\/a><span style='position:absolute; top:2px; right:3px;'>M &#8211; Th 11p \/ 10c<\/span><\/div>\n<div class='cc_title' style='font-size:11px; color:#868686; background-color:#f5f5f5; padding:3px; padding-top:1px; line-height:14px; height:21px; overflow:hidden;'><a href='http:\/\/www.thedailyshow.com\/video\/index.jhtml?videoId=219495&#038;title=bobby-jindals-republican' target='_blank'>Bobby Jindal&#8217;s Republican Response<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class='cc_links' style='float:left; clear:left; width:358px; border:solid 1px #cfcfcf; border-top:0px; font:10px Arial,Helvetica,Verdana,sans-serif; color:#b9b9b9; background-color:#f5f5f5;'>\n<div style='width:177px; float:left; padding-left:3px;'><a target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.thedailyshow.com\/full-episodes\/index.jhtml'>Daily Show Full Episodes<\/a><br \/><a target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.comedycentral.com\/shows\/important_things\/index.jhtml'>Important Things With Demetri Martin<\/a><\/div>\n<div style='width:177px; float:left;'><a target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.indecisionforever.com'>Political Humor<\/a><br \/><a target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.jokes.com'>Joke of the Day<\/a><\/div>\n<div style='clear:both'><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style='clear:both'><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>So, I thought I was safe in thinking that was the worst.<\/p>\n<p>Ha.<\/p>\n<p>Little did I know that Les was lurking around the corner in Google Reader with <a href=\"http:\/\/consumerist.com\/5161202\/the-worst-food-product-ever-may-have-been-found\" target=\"_blank\">this<\/a> to spring on me: Armour Pork Brains in Milk Gravy. &#8220;Comes packed with 1170% of your daily cholesterol per serving.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Wow. Easy to stay on a diet. Just leave those around on the table, and you&#8217;ll be off food for days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I thought, the other night, I&#8217;d see the least appetizing foodstuff you can get at the store that I could possibly see. Baconnaise. It&#8217;s &#8230; bacon-flavored mayonnaise. Baconnaise is the ultimate bacon-flavored spread. Use it on sandwiches, salads, dips, sauces, chicken, fish, and fries. Vegetarian safe! Because, apparently, it&#8217;s not made with real bacon. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2009\/02\/27\/regrettable-food.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Regrettable Food&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13957","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drink"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":11802,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2008\/01\/30\/two_taste_treats_that_not.html","url_meta":{"origin":13957,"position":0},"title":"Two taste treats that &#8230; not so much","author":"***Dave","date":"Wed 30-Jan-08 2:22pm","format":false,"excerpt":"I like flavored vodkas.\u00a0 And I like bacon.\u00a0 I like the both of them.\u00a0 A lot.\u00a0 More than is probably good for me (esp. the bacon). 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