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For the love of God, no!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Steven, the <i>World&#8217;s Most Annoying Slacker Dude<\/i> from the Dell commercials (&#8220;Dude, you&#8217;re getting a Dell!&#8221;) is becoming <a href=\"http:\/\/interactive.wsj.com\/fr\/emailthis\/retrieve.cgi?id=SB1010611105129315280.djm\">more and more popular<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>God have mercy on our souls.<\/p>\n<p><small>(Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jillmatrix.com\/2002_01_01_archive.php#8577794\">JillMatrix<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Steven, the World&#8217;s Most Annoying Slacker Dude from the Dell commercials (&#8220;Dude, you&#8217;re getting a Dell!&#8221;) is becoming more and more popular. God have mercy on our souls. 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