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Type \u201c[your first name] needs\u201d into Google\u2019s search engine and list the first ten(ish) results. Nearly all will be amusing, but put an asterisk by the ones that are true about you.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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  1. Dave needs … a rest.*<\/li>\n
  2. Dave needs … help.*<\/li>\n
  3. Dave needs … a band.<\/li>\n
  4. Dave needs … a time out.<\/li>\n
  5. Dave needs … to chill.*<\/li>\n
  6. Dave needs … a little friendly help.<\/li>\n
  7. Dave needs … work.<\/li>\n
  8. Dave needs … pants.<\/li>\n
  9. Dave needs … servers.<\/li>\n
  10. Dave needs … your opinion.*<\/li>\n
  11. Dave needs … help walking through doors.<\/li>\n
  12. Dave needs … you!* [depending on who you are.]<\/small> <\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    (via Teresa<\/a>) <\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Type \u201c[your first name] needs\u201d into Google\u2019s search engine and list the first ten(ish) results. Nearly all will be amusing, but put an asterisk by the ones that are true about you. Dave needs … a rest.* Dave needs … help.* Dave needs … a band. Dave needs … a time out. 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