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Daughter is screaming,
\nIt is way past her bedtime.
\nWhere’s the Tylenol?<\/i><\/p>\n

Heh. Except that Katherine is slowly getting better. Margie’s the one who’s hacking like a three-pack-a-dayer, and in the last hour (yes, love, I know, I should have come to bed sooner) I’ve been feeling slightly feverish, scratchy-throated, and generally moogy.<\/p>\n

Hmmm. Where is<\/i> that Tylenol?<\/p>\n

(Poetry via Sekimori<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Daughter is screaming, It is way past her bedtime. Where’s the Tylenol? Heh. Except that Katherine is slowly getting better. 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