{"id":14475,"date":"2009-04-08T06:47:31","date_gmt":"2009-04-08T12:47:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/?p=14475"},"modified":"2009-04-08T07:02:29","modified_gmt":"2009-04-08T13:02:29","slug":"fourteen-years-and-nary-an-itch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2009\/04\/08\/fourteen-years-and-nary-an-itch.html","title":{"rendered":"Fourteen Years and Nary an Itch"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"img-shadow-left\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"Margie and the Luckiest Guy on the Planet\" style=\"WIDTH: 214px; HEIGHT: 199px\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/images\/wedding1.jpg\" \/> <\/div>\n<p>And why would I have any sort of itch when I&#8217;m wedded to the most faboo woman in the world &#8212; witty, caring, loving, geeky,&nbsp;helpful, spiffy, plus an number of other attributes I cannot elucidate without drawing a deep blush.<\/p>\n<p>So instead I&#8217;ll be somber and Biblical.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p align=\"left\"> Let your fountain be blessed, and rejoice in the wife of your youth, a lovely deer, a graceful doe. May her breasts satisfy you at all times; may you be intoxicated always by her love.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; Proverbs 5:18-19.<\/p>\n<p><\/font><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yeah, baby! That&#8217;s what I&#8217;m talking about!<\/p>\n<p>Happy Anniversary, my love.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And why would I have any sort of itch when I&#8217;m wedded to the most faboo woman in the world &#8212; witty, caring, loving, geeky,&nbsp;helpful, spiffy, plus an number of other attributes I cannot elucidate without drawing a deep blush. So instead I&#8217;ll be somber and Biblical. Let your fountain be blessed, and rejoice in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2009\/04\/08\/fourteen-years-and-nary-an-itch.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Fourteen Years and Nary an Itch&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14475","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-love-and-marriage"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":44153,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2014\/08\/05\/they-look-so-happy.html","url_meta":{"origin":14475,"position":0},"title":"They look so HAPPY!","author":"***Dave","date":"Tue 5-Aug-14 3:48pm","format":false,"excerpt":"Ah, Japan -- never change.Reshared post from +Les JenkinsThese are awesome.\ufeff Nothing Says Summer Like Japanese Jock Itch Commercials Each summer, dermatology company Ikeda Mohando rolls out a new series of jock itch medicine commercials. 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