{"id":14631,"date":"2009-04-26T22:07:07","date_gmt":"2009-04-27T04:07:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/?p=14631"},"modified":"2009-04-26T22:07:18","modified_gmt":"2009-04-27T04:07:18","slug":"its-not-from-nigeria-so-it-must-be-true","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2009\/04\/26\/its-not-from-nigeria-so-it-must-be-true.html","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s not from Nigeria, so it must be true!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I mean, who would imitate the FBI&#8217;s official computer letterhead?<\/p>\n<blockquote dir=\"ltr\" style=\"MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"> <b><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Agency FB\">Federal Bureau of Investigation<br \/> <\/span><\/b><b><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Agency FB\">J. Edgar Hoover Building<br \/> <\/span><\/b><b><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Agency FB\">935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001 <\/span><\/b>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"> <b><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Agency FB\">Our Ref: FBI-75BFWDUS09<\/span><\/b><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma\">&nbsp;<\/span>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"> <span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma\">Attention Fund Beneficiary,<\/span>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"> <span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/span><b><u><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Agency FB\">Payment Release Instruction From The Federal Bureau Of Investigation<\/span><\/u><\/b>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"> <span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial Narrow\">Acting on the Intelligence report we received from the IMF, UNO, <span class=\"yshortcuts\"><span id=\"lw_1240635525_3\">World Bank Group<\/span><\/span> and the <span class=\"yshortcuts\"><span id=\"lw_1240635525_4\">European Union Commission Committees<\/span><\/span> on Financial Matters through our International Monetary Watchdog, this is to officially notify you that we have placed a suspension order on the remittance coming into your bank account due to several complaints received from the <span class=\"yshortcuts\"><span id=\"lw_1240635525_5\">International Monetary Funds<\/span><\/span> <span class=\"yshortcuts\"><span id=\"lw_1240635525_6\">External Auditors<\/span><\/span> Committee, World Bank, United Nations Organization and the <span class=\"yshortcuts\"><span id=\"lw_1240635525_7\">Federal Reserve Bank of America<\/span><\/span> respectively via <span class=\"yshortcuts\"><span id=\"lw_1240635525_8\">International Payment Voucher<\/span><\/span> Number: IMF\/FRBWDC\/BOA-93WB82UN567-G about the inability of fund beneficiaries to receive what is rightfully theirs as at when due. Consequently, we have directed the ASSURANCE BANK USA N.A., a subsidiary of the Federal Reserve Banking System to disburse your due wining\/inheritance and contract payment valued at Seven Million Three Hundred Thousand <span class=\"yshortcuts\"><span id=\"lw_1240635525_9\">United States Dollars<\/span><\/span> (US$7.3M) in your favor via their branch in New ! ! York by! Key Tested Swift Transfer <\/span>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"> <span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial Narrow\">In consideration of the above, you have been issued with this Exclusive Reference Identification Number (IMF\/FBI-WDC\/9USXX10751\/09), Vide Transaction No.: WHA\/EUR\/202 and Transfer Allocation No.: FBI\/X44\/701LN\/ABUS\/US, Password: 339331, <span class=\"yshortcuts\"><span id=\"lw_1240635525_10\">Pin Code<\/span><\/span>: 78569, <span class=\"yshortcuts\"><span id=\"lw_1240635525_11\">Certificate of Merit<\/span><\/span> No: 104, Release Code No: 0876; Immediate Assurance Bank Telex Confirmation No: -222568; Secret Code: XXTN014. Having received these vital payment numbers, you are instantly qualified to receive and confirm your payment within the next 48hrs. as necessary clearance has been granted to the paying bank by the relevant offices\/agencies to release the funds to you with immediate effect.<\/span>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"> <span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial Narrow\">In view of this directive received from the various agencies, we have on our own part verified your payment file as directed to us, and your name is next on the list of outstanding fund beneficiaries to receive their payment at this first quarter of the year 2009. With that being done, you are required to urgently contact the ASSURANCE BANK USA N.A. in <span class=\"yshortcuts\"><span id=\"lw_1240635525_12\">New York<\/span><\/span> through the&nbsp;Funds Release <span class=\"yshortcuts\"><span id=\"lw_1240635525_13\">Supervisor<\/span><\/span>: <\/span>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"> <span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial Narrow\">Contact Person: Sir. Clarence Dexter Jr.<br \/> <\/span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial Narrow\">(Funds Release Supervisor)<br \/> <\/span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial Narrow\">Email: <\/span><span class=\"yshortcuts\"><u><span id=\"lw_1240635525_14\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial Narrow\">cladex@gmail.com<\/span><\/u><\/span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial Narrow\"><br \/> <\/span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial Narrow\">Direct Office Line: <span class=\"yshortcuts\">914 373 6375<br \/> <\/span><\/span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial Narrow\">Fax Number: <span class=\"yshortcuts\">206 426 3179<\/span><\/span>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"> <span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial Narrow\">And reconfirm your international payment voucher number and your reference identification number respectively before that office with a view to the final remittance approval by the Economic Stability and Recovery Committee for subsequent crediting of your bank account to the tune of funds as stated herein.<\/span>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"> <span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial Narrow\">We wish to inform you of the need for you to also re-confirm your full personal, contact and banking details before the ASSURANCE BANK USA N.A. in New York to enable the officer in-charge to proceed with the preliminary arrangements that will enhance the immediate release of your funds. The details are as follows: <\/span>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"> <b><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial Narrow\">1) Your Full name;<br \/> <\/span><\/b><b><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial Narrow\">3) Your contact telephone and fax number;<br \/> <\/span><\/b><b><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial Narrow\">4) Your Age and Profession;<br \/> <\/span><\/b><b><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial Narrow\">5) Copy of any valid form of&nbsp;your Identification;<br \/> <\/span><\/b><b><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial Narrow\">6) Your Bank name;<br \/> <\/span><\/b><b><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial Narrow\">7) Your Bank Address;<br \/> <\/span><\/b><b><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial Narrow\">8) Account name and Number;<br \/> <\/span><\/b><b><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial Narrow\">9) ABA\/Routing Number;<br \/> <\/span><\/b><b><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial Narrow\">10) Swift or Sort Code\/IBAN;<\/span><\/b>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"> <span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial Narrow\">Owing to security reasons, be clearly informed that we will not respond to any phone calls\/general inquiries placed to our agency with regards to the remittance of your funds by beneficiaries as we are barred from doing so, you are therefore advised to communicate only with the accredited officer for further remittance advice. The <span class=\"yshortcuts\"><span id=\"lw_1240635525_17\">FBI<\/span><\/span> <span class=\"yshortcuts\"><span id=\"lw_1240635525_18\">Criminal Justice Information<\/span><\/span> Services (CJIS) Division processes these requests to check illegal activities in the <span class=\"yshortcuts\"><span id=\"lw_1240635525_19\">United States of America<\/span><\/span>.<\/span>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"> <span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial Narrow\">Thank you for your time and anticipated co-operation<\/span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma\">.<\/span>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"> <span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma\">TREAT AS URGENT.<\/span>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"> <span class=\"yshortcuts\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma\"><span id=\"lw_1240635525_20\">Robert Mueller<\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma\">, III<br \/> <\/span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma\">FBI Director.<\/span>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Although I am kind of intrigued&nbsp;&nbsp;by what happened to missing item #2 &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I mean, who would imitate the FBI&#8217;s official computer letterhead? 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