{"id":14734,"date":"2009-05-07T17:15:02","date_gmt":"2009-05-07T23:15:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/?p=14734"},"modified":"2009-05-07T17:15:10","modified_gmt":"2009-05-07T23:15:10","slug":"the-terrorists-are-coming-the-terrorists-are-coming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2009\/05\/07\/the-terrorists-are-coming-the-terrorists-are-coming.html","title":{"rendered":"The Terrorists are coming! The Terrorists are coming!"},"content":{"rendered":"

They’re coming here! To the United States! To Colorful Colorado! And they’re singing Orff’s Carmina Burana!<\/em> Eeek!<\/p>\n

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But wait! It’s worse than that!<\/a> <\/p>\n

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I may never sleep again!<\/p>\n

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(Remarkably enough, only one of the above is a parody.)<\/p>\n

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They’re coming here! To the United States! To Colorful Colorado! And they’re singing Orff’s Carmina Burana! Eeek!   But wait! It’s worse than that!    I may never sleep again! 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