no such compunctions<\/a>.<\/p>\n(To the tune of the Hallelujah chorus:)
\nAAAAvocados!
\nAAAAvocados!
\nChunk o\u2019 sweet roll
\nOut the pie hole
\nAll over her clothes!
\nCheeri-bleep-o\u2019s!
\nCheeri-bleep-o\u2019s!
\nAll ingested
\nHalf digested
\nFrom chin down to her toes!
\nBaby has tossed her lunch, and soiled her outfit
\n(Soiled her outfit! Soiled her outfit!)
\nOur journey just begun, and yet we must quit
\n(Yet we must quit! Yet we must quit!)<\/p>\n
\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Katherine has, of a mercy, never much been one for throwing up, spitting up, or otherwise spewing. James Lilek’s “Gnat,” on the other hand, has no such compunctions. (To the…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-potpourri"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1344,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2002\/01\/22\/more_bleaty_goo.html","url_meta":{"origin":1516,"position":0},"title":"More bleaty goodness","author":"***Dave","date":"Tue 22-Jan-02 11:16am","format":false,"excerpt":"James Lileks has a 17-month-old. The developmental differences with Katherine are minimal enough to be highly, ah, amusing. Gnat has begun to wake a little earlier than usual, by which...","rel":"","context":"In "Parenting"","block_context":{"text":"Parenting","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/personal\/parenting"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1586,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2001\/12\/07\/rpo_redux.html","url_meta":{"origin":1516,"position":1},"title":"RPO Redux","author":"***Dave","date":"Fri 7-Dec-01 10:49am","format":false,"excerpt":"The Bleat talks today about (among other things) Rolie Polie Olie. And as I mentioned before, it\u2019s set to great music - the theme makes Gnat dance, and the last...","rel":"","context":"In "Media & Culture"","block_context":{"text":"Media & Culture","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/media"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":350,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2003\/04\/30\/s_h_o_pp_ing.html","url_meta":{"origin":1516,"position":2},"title":"S-H-O-PP-ING","author":"***Dave","date":"Wed 30-Apr-03 6:47am","format":false,"excerpt":"Shopping with Kitten Gnat: \u201cIt\u2019s the boddle stow,\u201d said Gnat as we walked inside. She was fascinated by the beer cooler - the dark depths beyond, the distant music playing...","rel":"","context":"In "Parenting"","block_context":{"text":"Parenting","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/personal\/parenting"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":3435,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2002\/11\/22\/generations.html","url_meta":{"origin":1516,"position":3},"title":"Generations","author":"***Dave","date":"Fri 22-Nov-02 6:45am","format":false,"excerpt":"This is so happening in my house. I guarantee it. For reasons I'll never know, my dad picked up a routine from Snuffles, a cartoon dog in a cheap mid-60s...","rel":"","context":"In "Parenting"","block_context":{"text":"Parenting","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/personal\/parenting"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":2572,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2002\/06\/03\/temple_of_gloom.html","url_meta":{"origin":1516,"position":4},"title":"Temple of Gloom","author":"***Dave","date":"Mon 3-Jun-02 1:42pm","format":false,"excerpt":"Coincident today to finding the site of the guy who designed all the Indiana Jones posters, James Lileks articulates why Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was a bad...","rel":"","context":"In "Media & Culture"","block_context":{"text":"Media & Culture","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/media"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":2016,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2002\/03\/26\/baaaaaa.html","url_meta":{"origin":1516,"position":5},"title":"Baaaaaa","author":"***Dave","date":"Tue 26-Mar-02 8:48am","format":false,"excerpt":"I don't often push other folks' blogs. I mean, I've got the Link List o' Numminess off to the left, so anyone who wants to know what I like to...","rel":"","context":"In "Blogging & Internet"","block_context":{"text":"Blogging & Internet","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/blogging"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1516","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1516"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1516\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}