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The life (or the humorous bits thereof) of a guy working at an auto parts store<\/a>. Good fun.<\/p>\n

Me: Can I help you with something?
\nHer: Do you sell that stuff… ummm… you know, that stuff you pour in your drain?
\nMe: Drano?
\nHer: Yeah, that’s it… do you sell it?
\nMe: No.
\nHer: Wow, I thought you’d have something like that here. <\/p>\n

(Via Rooba<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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