{"id":153,"date":"2003-06-06T14:58:23","date_gmt":"2003-06-06T19:58:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/?p=153"},"modified":"2003-06-06T14:58:23","modified_gmt":"2003-06-06T19:58:23","slug":"the_usagi_yojim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2003\/06\/06\/the_usagi_yojim.html","title":{"rendered":"The Usagi Yojimbo Syndrome"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A story.<\/p>\n<p class=\"block\">See Daddy.<br \/>\nSee Katherine.<br \/>\nSee Daddy and Katherine play.  See Katherine climb all over Daddy on the floor, while Katherine&#8217;s PC reboots.<br \/>\nHear Katherine roll off of Daddy and bump her head on the coffee table.<br \/>\n<i>Whack!<\/i><br \/>\nHear Katherine start to wail. Hear Daddy make clucking consoling noises.<br \/>\nSee Katherine turn to Daddy and reveal the <i>huge, horrible, bleeding, awful, <b>bloody<\/b>, terrible, <b><u>blood-gushing<\/u> <\/b>gash on her forehead<\/i>.<br \/>\nHear Daddy go <i>homina-homina-homina &#8230;<\/i><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"That's not an eyebrow ...\" src=\"\/blog\/images\/usagi.jpg\" width=\"166\" height=\"205\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\" hspace=\"10\" \/>So I swept her up, took her into the bathroom, dabbed at it with toilet paper.  Blood continued to well.<\/p>\n<p>This wasn&#8217;t just a trivial scratch sort of thing.  It was deep, right at her left eyebrow, about an inch long.<\/p>\n<p>When in doubt &#8212; <i>call Margie.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>The added advantage to calling Margie while she&#8217;s at work is that she has a host of medical personnel around her, ready to offer advice.  The bottom line from them was that, as long as it stopped bleeding (<i>BLEEDING!!!<\/i>) it needed some sort of butterfly bandage to close up the wound, so that scarring (<i>SCARRING!?!<\/i>) would be at a minimum.  Margie&#8217;s boss, a PA, suggested that she&#8217;d scar regardless, but little kids and faces heal quickly.  In any case, it would be less traumatic (for everyone) than going into the clinic and getting it sutured.<\/p>\n<p>Katherine was being a Big Girl by now, and had stopped her sobbing and wailing, and the bleeding had indeed subsided, so we went off to the store to get some butterfly bandages (and some Scooby-Doo bandages too).  And we put them on, and she smiled, and laughed about it and went home and &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; and I think I can stop shaking now.  She seems to have shrugged it off.<\/p>\n<p>Wish I could.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A story. See Daddy. See Katherine. See Daddy and Katherine play. 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