{"id":15573,"date":"2009-08-13T16:18:57","date_gmt":"2009-08-13T22:18:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/?p=15573"},"modified":"2009-08-13T16:19:04","modified_gmt":"2009-08-13T22:19:04","slug":"ill-be-sitting-on-the-porch-polishing-my-6-hackmaster-waiting-for-you-to-come-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2009\/08\/13\/ill-be-sitting-on-the-porch-polishing-my-6-hackmaster-waiting-for-you-to-come-home.html","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I&#8217;ll be sitting on the porch, polishing my +6 Hackmaster, waiting for you to come home&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hope this never happens to Margie and me &#8230; after all we&#8217;ve tried to do, after all the time and money we&#8217;ve sacrificed&nbsp;to raise Katherine the right way &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><object type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" height=\"360\" width=\"640\" data=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/moogaloop\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1917993&amp;fullscreen=1\"><\/object><\/p>\n<div style=\"PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px; WIDTH: 640px; PADDING-TOP: 5px; TEXT-ALIGN: center\">See more <a href=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/videos\">funny videos<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/pictures\">funny pictures<\/a> at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/\">CollegeHumor<\/a>.<\/div>\n<p> &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><small> <\/small><\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/stupidevilbastard.com\/index\/seb\/comments\/this_is_so_going_to_play_out_in_my_home_some_day\/\" target=\"_blank\">Les<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hope this never happens to Margie and me &#8230; after all we&#8217;ve tried to do, after all the time and money we&#8217;ve sacrificed&nbsp;to raise Katherine the right way &#8230; See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor. &nbsp; (via Les)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[30,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes","category-parenting"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":50139,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2015\/04\/23\/best-quote-from-the-secure-desktop-project-workshop-this-week-it-sounds-funny-but-if-the-guy-cant-change-his-clock-weve-failed.html","url_meta":{"origin":15573,"position":0},"title":"Best quote from the secure desktop project workshop this week: &#8220;It sounds funny, but if the guy can&#8217;t change his clock, we&#8217;ve failed.&#8221;","author":"***Dave","date":"Thu 23-Apr-15 4:59pm","format":false,"excerpt":"Best quote from the secure desktop project workshop this week: \"It sounds funny, but if the guy can't change his clock, we've failed.\" View on Twitter","rel":"","context":"In &quot;~Tweets&quot;","block_context":{"text":"~Tweets","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/blogging\/tweets"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":28570,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/07\/13\/taint-funny-mcgee-part-2.html","url_meta":{"origin":15573,"position":1},"title":"&#39;Tain&#39;t Funny, McGee, Part 2","author":"***Dave","date":"Fri 13-Jul-12 10:07pm","format":false,"excerpt":"Reference to this article came from +Heather Dicianna\u00a0in comments to the first post I made on the subject. \u00a0Good stuff, worth reading. 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