{"id":16375,"date":"2009-12-09T06:04:11","date_gmt":"2009-12-09T13:04:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/?p=16375"},"modified":"2009-12-09T06:04:11","modified_gmt":"2009-12-09T13:04:11","slug":"hold-the-pickles-hold-the-lettuce-right-about-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2009\/12\/09\/hold-the-pickles-hold-the-lettuce-right-about-there.html","title":{"rendered":"Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce (right about &#8230; there)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ever wonder why it is those burgers in the ads look so much better than what you pull out of your take-out bag?<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/fUjz_eiIX8k&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>When I worked at Burger King for a few years, we have a wall-sized photo-montage of one of these burgers in the lobby.\u00a0 It was remarkable, like some unattainable pagan god of burgery goodness lording over its domain.  <\/p>\n<p>Make sure you include droplets of water on the fresh lettuce (and on the side of the soda) to give them cool, fresh looks &#8212; though there are also other techniques to make the burger steam for the commercial.<\/p>\n<p><small>(via Sami)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever wonder why it is those burgers in the ads look so much better than what you pull out of your take-out bag? When I worked at Burger King for a few years, we have a wall-sized photo-montage of one of these burgers in the lobby.\u00a0 It was remarkable, like some unattainable pagan god of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2009\/12\/09\/hold-the-pickles-hold-the-lettuce-right-about-there.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce (right about &#8230; there)&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[80,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-media-commercial","category-food-drink"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":25821,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/01\/30\/theres-nothing-magical-about-non-rotting-burgers-from-mcdonalds.html","url_meta":{"origin":16375,"position":0},"title":"There&#39;s nothing magical about non-rotting burgers from McDonald&#39;s","author":"***Dave","date":"Mon 30-Jan-12 9:18am","format":false,"excerpt":"There's nothing magical about non-rotting burgers from McDonald'sNothing magical that you can't replicate with a similar sized fresh ground beef patty. 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