{"id":16740,"date":"2010-02-17T08:19:03","date_gmt":"2010-02-17T15:19:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/?p=16740"},"modified":"2010-02-17T08:19:03","modified_gmt":"2010-02-17T15:19:03","slug":"laughably-inept-or-ophidianly-menacing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2010\/02\/17\/laughably-inept-or-ophidianly-menacing.html","title":{"rendered":"Laughably inept or ophidianly menacing?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"img-shadow-right\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Kobra, by Jack Kirby (1976)\" src=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/kobra.jpg\" alt=\"Kobra, by Jack Kirby (1976)\" width=\"282\" height=\"286\" \/><\/div>\n<p>This morning&#8217;s spam message:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>from\tMr. Kobra ([redacted]@gmail.com<br \/>\nto\t[my office mail]<br \/>\ndate\tTue, Feb 17, 2009 at 4:33 AM<br \/>\nsubject\tHI<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Hi Sir,<br \/>\nR u free for business meeting<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Thanks &amp; Regards<br \/>\nKobra<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Now, ordinarily, this would just seem like some spammer who isn&#8217;t even really trying.\u00a0 I mean, bad English, bad grammar, bad punctuation, nothing like any actual business missive would include.\u00a0 Obviously a spammer, a goofball, someone not worth worrying about.<\/p>\n<p>But <a href=\"http:\/\/www.misterkitty.org\/extras\/stupidcovers\/stupidcomics154.html\">maybe that&#8217;s just what he wants me to think<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>If I <a href=\"http:\/\/www.misterkitty.org\/extras\/stupidcovers\/ko4.jpg\">vanish sometime soon<\/a>, just wanted to let folks know about this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning&#8217;s spam message: from Mr. Kobra ([redacted]@gmail.com to [my office mail] date Tue, Feb 17, 2009 at 4:33 AM subject HI Hi Sir, R u free for business meeting Thanks &amp; Regards Kobra Now, ordinarily, this would just seem like some spammer who isn&#8217;t even really trying.\u00a0 I mean, bad English, bad grammar, bad &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2010\/02\/17\/laughably-inept-or-ophidianly-menacing.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Laughably inept or ophidianly menacing?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":16741,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11,39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16740","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-media-comics","category-spam"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/kobra.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":5232,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2004\/04\/22\/all_your_spam_a.html","url_meta":{"origin":16740,"position":0},"title":"All your spam are belong to us","author":"***Dave","date":"Thu 22-Apr-04 2:34pm","format":false,"excerpt":"Which Nigerian spammer are You? 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