{"id":17709,"date":"2010-07-01T18:47:42","date_gmt":"2010-07-02T00:47:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/?p=17709"},"modified":"2010-07-01T19:06:22","modified_gmt":"2010-07-02T01:06:22","slug":"and-dont-call-me-shirley","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2010\/07\/01\/and-dont-call-me-shirley.html","title":{"rendered":"And don&#8217;t call me Shirley!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It is impossible to overstate the importance of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0080339\/\"><em>Airplane!<\/em><\/a>, the 1980 Zucker-Abrahams-Zucker film, on me and my poor, poor psyche.\u00a0 That I still use some of the lines in the movie in everyday life (e.g., when I spill something, intoning, regretfully, &#8220;And that&#8217;s when I started having my drinking problem&#8221; &#8230; or a mildly chiding &#8220;Shep, bad dog!&#8221; when we see parents letting their kids run amok &#8230; or regretting it was the wrong week to stop sniffing glue &#8230; or even telling myself that I have to concentrate (concentrate (concentrate))) demonstrates the horrible, horrible way this film has stuck with me.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/airplane.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-17711\" title=\"airplane\" src=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/airplane-300x168.jpg\" alt=\"airplane\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/airplane-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/airplane.jpg 427w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>The <em>New York Times <\/em>celebrates <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2010\/06\/27\/movies\/27airplane.html?_r=1\">its 30th anniversary<\/a>, and BoingBoing has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2010\/07\/01\/30th-anniversary-of-1.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&amp;utm_medium=twitter#\">a great article on the &#8220;Jive&#8221; scene<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t have the Film Critique Creds to analyze the movie&#8217;s roots or antecedents.\u00a0 What I do know is that it was the funniest thing I had ever seen in a theater.\u00a0 Swinging non-stop between deadpan delivery of absurd lines, furious sight gags, homages to an array of film tropes, terrible puns &#8230; populated with relative unknowns (Hagerty, Hays), stolid straight-arrows (Bridges, Nielsen, Graves, Stack, Billingsly), oddball casting (Abdul-Jabbar, Jarvis), and a host of comic talent &#8230; nothing other than the whole Monty Python <em>oevre <\/em>has adhered to my brain in quite this way.<\/p>\n<p>That resonance may be because it came out when it did, right after my freshman year in college (egad), when my personality was malleably and being remade, and I latched onto it like a newly hatched baby duck imprinting on a rabid platypus.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/airplane2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-17713\" title=\"airplane2\" src=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/airplane2-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"airplane2\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/airplane2-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/airplane2.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>That having been said, it&#8217;s been a while since I watched it &#8212; and, honestly, some of the humor doesn&#8217;t work with me today as well as it did then (my absurdism has contracted a bit over the years, for example).\u00a0 It&#8217;s like going back to your old home town &#8212; some of the fond memories and old haunts make you shudder, even as you still feel the nostalgia.<\/p>\n<p>But an improbable amount of the movie reduces me to giggles even today, just to recall it.\u00a0 The dueling airport PA voices. Robert Stack&#8217;s sunglasses. Pretty much anything that came out of Leslie Nielsen&#8217;s mouth. Roger, Clarence, and Victor in the cockpit. The running verbal gags (&#8220;A hospital? What is it!&#8221;). The flashback to the War. The hapless passengers sitting next to Hays. Johnny the ATC guy. The endless pan across the cockpit controls.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I need to watch it again.<\/p>\n<p><em>Airplane! <\/em>is turning 30. Surely you can&#8217;t be serious.<\/p>\n<p>Special bonus: a comparison between <em>Airplane! <\/em>and <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0051221\/\">Zero Hour!<\/a> <\/em>(the 1957 movie that, plotwise, inspired the ZAZ team):<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"640\" height=\"505\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/q__vuyH1JEI&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is impossible to overstate the importance of Airplane!, the 1980 Zucker-Abrahams-Zucker film, on me and my poor, poor psyche.\u00a0 That I still use some of the lines in the movie in everyday life (e.g., when I spill something, intoning, regretfully, &#8220;And that&#8217;s when I started having my drinking problem&#8221; &#8230; or a mildly chiding &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2010\/07\/01\/and-dont-call-me-shirley.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;And don&#8217;t call me Shirley!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":17713,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-media-movies"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/airplane2.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":43364,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2014\/07\/05\/police-squad-in-color.html","url_meta":{"origin":17709,"position":0},"title":"Police Squad! 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