At Denver International Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a university professor from Boulder, Colorado, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.<\/i><\/p>\n
Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.<\/i> <\/p>\n
Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week.<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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