{"id":1862,"date":"2002-04-18T19:15:29","date_gmt":"2002-04-19T00:15:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/?p=1862"},"modified":"2002-04-18T19:15:29","modified_gmt":"2002-04-19T00:15:29","slug":"hey_honey_would","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2002\/04\/18\/hey_honey_would.html","title":{"rendered":"“Hey, Honey, Would You Like a Really Cool Mother’s Day Gift?”"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Kempe Children’s Foundation<\/a> is having a charity showing of Episode II on Mother’s Day at the Continental Theater here in Denver. For only <\/i>$250 a ticket.<\/p>\n

“But, honey, it’s 100% tax-deductable!”<\/p>\n

Margie did not <\/i>think that it would qualify as a Mother’s Day gift.<\/p>\n

Doyce opined that if he offered it up to Jackie on that basis, he would draw back a stump. And he was not talking about his arm.<\/p>\n

Ah, well …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Kempe Children’s Foundation is having a charity showing of Episode II on Mother’s Day at the Continental Theater here in Denver. 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