Haagen-Dazs Rum Raisin Ice Cream is not only the greatest thing since sliced bread, I’d much rather eat it than sliced bread.<\/p>\n
Back when I was a kid, I used to watch Quick-Draw McGraw. And he had this dog that he would give doggie treats to. And the dog would hug himself rapturously, rocking one way or the other, until finally he shot up into the air and floated down like a wafted feather, in orgasmic satiety.<\/p>\n
That’s me and Haagen-Dazs Rum Raisin Ice Cream.<\/p>\n
(The only thing I can’t figure out is why the only places that carry it are stores like Wild Oats and Whole Foods.)<\/p>\n
Mmmmmmmmmm.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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