{"id":1899,"date":"2002-04-11T20:31:33","date_gmt":"2002-04-12T01:31:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/?p=1899"},"modified":"2002-04-11T20:31:33","modified_gmt":"2002-04-12T01:31:33","slug":"help","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2002\/04\/11\/help.html","title":{"rendered":"Help!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/images\/dizzy-katherine1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/images\/dizzy-katherine1-thumb.jpg\" width=\"250\" height=\"167\" border=\"1\" alt=\"Help!\" align=right \/><\/a>Help!  My daughter&#8217;s being dragged off by a wild dingo!<\/p>\n<p>Well, yeah, it&#8217;s actually a German Shepherd.  Mix.  Puppy.<\/p>\n<p>And she&#8217;s, uh, well, licking Katherine.  A lot.<\/p>\n<p>But it sure <i>looks <\/i>alarming!<\/p>\n<p><small>(Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bears-cave.com\/archive\/2002_04.php#905\">Doyce<\/a>, who&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bears-cave.com\/archive\/2002_04.php#906\">posted <\/a>many <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bears-cave.com\/archive\/2002_04.php#907\">Katherine pictures <\/a>I must steal &#8230;)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Help! My daughter&#8217;s being dragged off by a wild dingo! Well, yeah, it&#8217;s actually a German Shepherd. Mix. Puppy. And she&#8217;s, uh, well, licking Katherine. A lot. 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