{"id":19863,"date":"2011-01-15T22:03:29","date_gmt":"2011-01-16T05:03:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/?p=19863"},"modified":"2011-01-15T22:20:53","modified_gmt":"2011-01-16T05:20:53","slug":"movie-review-the-green-hornet-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2011\/01\/15\/movie-review-the-green-hornet-2011.html","title":{"rendered":"Movie review: &#8220;The Green Hornet&#8221; (2011)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/Green-Hornet-Poster.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-19864\" title=\"Green Hornet poster\" src=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/Green-Hornet-Poster-202x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"202\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/Green-Hornet-Poster-202x300.jpg 202w, https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/Green-Hornet-Poster-438x650.jpg 438w, https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/Green-Hornet-Poster.jpg 625w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 202px) 85vw, 202px\" \/><\/a>So the biggest problem with Seth Rogan&#8217;s new <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0990407\/\">The Green Hornet<\/a><\/em> is that it just cannot decide what it&#8217;s going to be. \u00a0Gritty crime drama? Super-hero romp? Tarantinoesque violence escapade? Campy frat \u00a0film? Redemption and maturity arc? And, sure, there&#8217;s comedy, but within that realm, what kind? Farce? Goofball? Dry? Juvenile? Situational? Absurdist?<\/p>\n<p>The movie tries to be all of the above, and it makes the sum less than its parts. \u00a0Where Rogan (who writes and stars) goes for &#8220;Britt Reid is a childish wastrel who turns a rebellious romp into something that helps him grow up a bit,&#8221; it does fine &#8212; but instead we oscillate wildly from wit to fart jokes, from &#8220;this is deadly serious&#8221; to &#8220;this is just stupid&#8221; to &#8220;Britt&#8217;s finally becoming a hero&#8221; to &#8220;Britt&#8217;s a buffoon&#8221; way too much and way too inconsistently.<\/p>\n<p>(Margie thinks part of the problem was a late effort to distinguish between Britt Reid and Tony Stark, and maybe that&#8217;s so &#8230; but regardless, it&#8217;s awkwardly done.)<\/p>\n<p>This carries over into the rest of the cast. \u00a0The primary antagonist (Christoph Waltz) can&#8217;t decide if he&#8217;s really a stone killer or a silly supervillain. \u00a0There&#8217;s some clever play on his vanity, but a lot of stuff comes out of nowhere. \u00a0When he&#8217;s not being scary, he&#8217;s being absurd &#8230; and the Joker he ain&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>Similarly, John Cho&#8217;s Kato character never quite gels. \u00a0Uber-competent and\u00a0unflappable\u00a0martial artist (and mechanic and barrista and pianist and &#8230;) one minute, jealous and envious and touchy macho idiot (sometimes with provocation, to be sure) the next.<\/p>\n<p>Only Cameron Diaz comes off well &#8212; and that&#8217;s because she&#8217;s playing the whole thing straight. \u00a0As does Edward James Olmos, for that matter, but neither of them actually progress as characters in the film. They&#8217;re minor points of sanity against which Rogan (and Cho) can bounce.<\/p>\n<p>The overall result is a movie that entertains in its components, but loses its way by the increasingly violent end. \u00a0It&#8217;s a case of a film where <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=9btZIK3Obpg&amp;NR=1&amp;feature=fvwp\">the trailer<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=MIF7oVhkEDU&amp;feature=related\">has most<\/a> of the good parts and paints a much more coherent and enjoyable story.<\/p>\n<p>Putting all that aside &#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The Black Beauty rocks. \u00a0Sometimes absurdly and <em>deus ex machinistically<\/em>, but it remains a star of the movie.<\/li>\n<li>Kato&#8217;s fight scenes are lovely to behold, even with all the visual enhancements.<\/li>\n<li>The 3D wasn&#8217;t used gratuitously. \u00a0I&#8217;m not sure it was essential, but it worked well (until someone decided to go wildly overboard in the end titles, which was okay).<\/li>\n<li>The music was fine (and they even slipped in the GH theme &#8212; with some of the visuals &#8212; from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=uuoNLnrPlFM&amp;feature=related\">the old TV show<\/a>).<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Katherine (at 10-going-on-11) thought it was &#8220;awesome,&#8221; though she was clutching my hand for much of the second half. \u00a0But, honestly, I felt the violence got a bit over the top toward the end, for me, let alone her &#8212; not even in terms of blood and guts <em>per<\/em> se, but when it occurred and how and to whom and by whom. \u00a0 The dispatching of the main antagonists, in particular, felt inappropriately bloody.<\/p>\n<p>Overall, I&#8217;m a bit sorry I saw this in the theater (long series of coincidental conversations that led to it), but I&#8217;m more sorry that the movie ended up as it did &#8212; the waste of a fine heroic character for a generation and some good talent. \u00a0Having seen the comic book adaptation of Kevin Smith&#8217;s earlier script for the film &#8230; man, I wish they&#8217;d gone that route (even with Seth Rogan as the star).<\/p>\n<p>Oh, well. \u00a0A night out with wife and daughter is still better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So the biggest problem with Seth Rogan&#8217;s new The Green Hornet is that it just cannot decide what it&#8217;s going to be. \u00a0Gritty crime drama? Super-hero romp? Tarantinoesque violence escapade? Campy frat \u00a0film? Redemption and maturity arc? And, sure, there&#8217;s comedy, but within that realm, what kind? Farce? Goofball? Dry? Juvenile? Situational? Absurdist? The movie &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2011\/01\/15\/movie-review-the-green-hornet-2011.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Movie review: &#8220;The Green Hornet&#8221; (2011)&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":19864,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19863","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-media-movies"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/Green-Hornet-Poster.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":40931,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2014\/01\/30\/movie-review-mission-impossible-iii-2006.html","url_meta":{"origin":19863,"position":0},"title":"Movie Review: &quot;Mission: Impossible III&quot; (2006)","author":"***Dave","date":"Thu 30-Jan-14 10:40pm","format":false,"excerpt":"Father\/Daughter movie week concludes with an action romp that fit into a 2 hour window before bed time. \u00a0MI3 is by no means perfect, but it's a solid adventure romp, an \"True Lies\" played straight, that lacks MI's traditional ensemble approach and had an exceedingly weak ending, but those elements\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;~PlusPosts&quot;","block_context":{"text":"~PlusPosts","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/blogging\/plusposts"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":30801,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/10\/23\/not-exactly-the-light-hearted-iron-man-romp-weve-come-to-expect.html","url_meta":{"origin":19863,"position":1},"title":"Not exactly the light-hearted &quot;Iron Man&quot; romp we&#39;ve come to expect","author":"***Dave","date":"Tue 23-Oct-12 10:53pm","format":false,"excerpt":"Not exactly the light-hearted \"Iron Man\" romp we've come to expectHmmm. 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