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“Elke proudly displaying her Dragunov Sniper. She got that beautiful firearm for Mother’s Day.”<\/a><\/p>\n

No, really.<\/p>\n

Guilty Confession: That’s actually kind of cool. I want one.<\/p>\n

Guilty Confession #2: Margie isn’t getting this for Mother’s Day. But it will be something at least as, ah, off-beat.<\/p>\n

UPDATE: Alas, they took down the pictures page. Wish I copied this shot down. Ah, well.<\/p>\n

UPDATE 2: Blather had it copied down. Now I do, too.<\/p>\n

(Via Blather<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Elke proudly displaying her Dragunov Sniper. She got that beautiful firearm for Mother’s Day.” No, really. Guilty Confession: That’s actually kind of cool. I want one. 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