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And I&#8217;m trying to minimize her inter-meal snacking, which means I end up minimizing my own.<\/p>\n<p>Which, yeah, is a Good Thing.  But it&#8217;s still mildly irksome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Katherine&#8217;s primary title remains Little Miss Entropy (maximizing disorder wherever she goes), but she&#8217;s also gaining personal renown as the Piping Voice of My Conscience. 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