{"id":2161,"date":"2002-03-01T14:54:22","date_gmt":"2002-03-01T19:54:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/?p=2161"},"modified":"2014-12-09T18:08:42","modified_gmt":"2014-12-10T01:08:42","slug":"im_a_travellin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2002\/03\/01\/im_a_travellin.html","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m a travellin&#8217; man &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My trip home was relatively uneventful.  Knoxville Airport (it has a fancy name for some local Influential Fellow, but I don&#8217;t recall what it is) is nice, if not particularly well-appointed with stores and eateries.  It does, though, have rocking chairs at the picture windows, which is nice (even though they are a bit uncomfortable.<\/p>\n<p>Little commuter plane back up to O&#8217;Hare &#8230; but air traffic delays got us in a little late.  And then we discovered that we couldn&#8217;t just go straight from the United Express concourse (F-gates) over to the United Sluggardly concourse (B-gates), but had to exit out to the sidewalk and be readmitted through security.  Hilarity ensued, especially for folks with tight connections.<\/p>\n<p>After a while, they started mentioning this problem on the loudspeaker, and offering the explanation of a &#8220;security breach&#8221; at yet another terminal.<\/p>\n<p>Then I read <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chicagotribune.com\/news\/local\/chi-0203010295mar01.story?coll=chi%2Dnews%2Dhed\">this<\/a> and realized that it was all because some metal detector had been unplugged for four minutes.  Great.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, trundled off down the concourse, thinking I&#8217;d need to grab something to eat for dinner.  I was also glad, given the security snafu, that I hadn&#8217;t stopped by the F-gates to eat.<\/p>\n<p>Huge, huge, throng at the gate for my Denver flight.  The <i>tres<\/i> cool displays over the gate indicated boarding was beginning in 1 minute.<\/p>\n<p>A minute comes a minute goes, along with a dozen or so of its brethren, and I went and grabbed a sandwich at a nearby booth.  Eventually we were all loaded on to the 747 (and with some comfort, as the reverse of my original travel problem occured &#8212; rather than the normal 777, which had mechanical difficulty, we ended up with a 747, which carries <i>more<\/i> passengers, not less.  Imagine that.<\/p>\n<p>Uneventful flight, reading reading reading, until we arrived in Denver.  At which point, two observations.<\/p>\n<p>First:  747s are <i>big<\/i>  Seeing the wings, with the flaps down, drove home how really frickin&#8217; big those birds are.<\/p>\n<p>Second:  Oh, look.  It&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rockymountainnews.com\/drmn\/weather\/article\/0,1299,DRMN_18_1009674,00.html\">snowing<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The latter led to an entertaining (not!) and relaxing (yeesh!) drive back home, with the aggravations of spinning out of control <i>mostly <\/i>avoided by taking on instead the aggravations of driving behind snowplows with speeds of 25-35mph.<\/p>\n<p>But &#8230; I&#8217;m home!  Exhausted, but home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My trip home was relatively uneventful. 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