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Tomorrow: Clear, and seasonably dangerous.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.satirewire.com\/news\/feb02\/images\/5day.gif\" align=center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now here&#8217;s a plan I can get behind: FBI TO ISSUE 5-DAY TERROR FORECASTS Recognizable Format Should Make It Easier for Americans to Organize Week Washington, D.C. 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