{"id":2249,"date":"2002-07-19T16:17:49","date_gmt":"2002-07-19T21:17:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/?p=2249"},"modified":"2002-07-19T16:17:49","modified_gmt":"2002-07-19T21:17:49","slug":"spam_spam_spam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2002\/07\/19\/spam_spam_spam.html","title":{"rendered":"Spam, spam, spam, spam …"},"content":{"rendered":"

From this week’s Onion<\/i><\/a>: Anti-Spam Legislation Opposed by Powerful Penis-Enlargement Lobby<\/b>.<\/p>\n

“The penis enlargers have shrewdly formed a coalition with other industries that depend heavily upon mass e-mail, including the American Association To LOSE WEIGHT FAST and the National Alliance To GET OUT OF DEBT NOW,” said Nicholas Lerman of the Cato Institute. “This coalition also includes the formidable National Organization To GO FROM AN A-CUP TO A D IN JUST 10 DAYS.”
\nRoger Skolnick, genitalia-enhancement editor of Newsweek, said the anti-spam bill would damage one of the few thriving sectors of the U.S. economy.
\n“Sales of penis-enlargement treatments and devices in 2000 totaled in excess of $600 million,” Skolnick said. “Cock-lengthening is, no pun intended, a consistent growth industry in the U.S., and this bill would severely emasculate it. As usual, it’s the little guy who suffers.”<\/p>\n

I love these guys. I have no idea why my company’s firewall blocks them …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

From this week’s Onion: Anti-Spam Legislation Opposed by Powerful Penis-Enlargement Lobby. “The penis enlargers have shrewdly formed a coalition with other industries that depend heavily upon mass e-mail, including the…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spam"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4452,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2003\/08\/30\/this_is_not_me.html","url_meta":{"origin":2249,"position":0},"title":"This is not me …","author":"***Dave","date":"Sat 30-Aug-03 4:33pm","format":false,"excerpt":"... but it is a pretty weird net-story. 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