{"id":2269,"date":"2002-07-18T07:27:34","date_gmt":"2002-07-18T12:27:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/?p=2269"},"modified":"2002-07-18T07:27:34","modified_gmt":"2002-07-18T12:27:34","slug":"true_porn_clerk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2002\/07\/18\/true_porn_clerk.html","title":{"rendered":"True Porn Clerk Stories"},"content":{"rendered":"

Xkot <\/a>recommends, rightly, this fascinating little slice-of-life blog about life as a clerk<\/a> in a video store, focusing on the adult movie section.<\/p>\n

The most disturbing customer of the day called right at nine to ask when we opened. I told him we were, and he asked if the DVD of “L.A. Sex Party” was in. (A lot of our movies have “sex party” in the title. It was only a few months ago that I realized that this is because a lot of porn renters don’t know what “orgy” means.)<\/p>\n

It’s hilarious, it’s touching, it’s disturbing … and adult language and situations are represented, so You’ve Been Warned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Xkot recommends, rightly, this fascinating little slice-of-life blog about life as a clerk in a video store, focusing on the adult movie section. 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