{"id":2294,"date":"2002-07-16T06:27:29","date_gmt":"2002-07-16T11:27:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/?p=2294"},"modified":"2002-07-16T06:27:29","modified_gmt":"2002-07-16T11:27:29","slug":"oh_my_god_there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2002\/07\/16\/oh_my_god_there.html","title":{"rendered":"Oh my God! There’s an axe in my head!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Worried you might not be able to let doctors and police know this important fact if you travel to distant lands? Worry no longer, but visit this page<\/a>, which provides translations in 102 different languages!<\/i><\/p>\n

Afrikaans<\/u>: O God! Daar’s ‘n byl in my kop!
\nAlsatian<\/u>: Lever Gott! Es esch a Axe en miner Kopf!
\nApe<\/u>: Kree-gur! arad zor wo b’yat
\nArabic<\/u>: Ya Allah! Be fass bi rassi!
\nAragonese, High<\/u>: Ai ridi\u00f3s! Tiengo una estral en o tozuelo.
\nAssyrian<\/u>: iliya pashum ina reshimi bashu<\/p>\n

(Via Prentiss<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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