{"id":2316,"date":"2002-07-12T11:26:37","date_gmt":"2002-07-12T16:26:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/?p=2316"},"modified":"2002-07-12T11:26:37","modified_gmt":"2002-07-12T16:26:37","slug":"martha_stewarts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2002\/07\/12\/martha_stewarts.html","title":{"rendered":"Martha Stewart’s Sing Sing Prison Bitch Diary"},"content":{"rendered":"

As far as I know, there’s not yet a Smoking Gun for Martha, but as America’s Woman Everyone Loves to Hate (having taken over that role from Leona Helmsley, and for much the same reason), I had to find this<\/a> damned funny.<\/p>\n

Monday:<\/p>\n

  • Request for my uniform to be properly pressed denied.\n
  • Suggestion that dinner mints be added after nightly meal denied.\n
  • Requested “Emily Post’s Etiquette” be added to library cart. Awaiting reply.\n
  • After some experimentation, was able to create faux dinner mints, using dabs of Colgate toothpaste.<\/p>\n

    It gets better …<\/p>\n

    (Via CrazyTracy<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    As far as I know, there’s not yet a Smoking Gun for Martha, but as America’s Woman Everyone Loves to Hate (having taken over that role from Leona Helmsley, and…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2316","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-potpourri"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3102,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2002\/08\/08\/poor_martha.html","url_meta":{"origin":2316,"position":0},"title":"Poor Martha","author":"***Dave","date":"Thu 8-Aug-02 4:27pm","format":false,"excerpt":"The Feds seem to have their cross-hairs on Martha Stewart. 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