{"id":2340,"date":"2002-07-10T08:58:24","date_gmt":"2002-07-10T13:58:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/?p=2340"},"modified":"2014-11-07T07:27:23","modified_gmt":"2014-11-07T14:27:23","slug":"coffee_karma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2002\/07\/10\/coffee_karma.html","title":{"rendered":"Coffee Karma"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We have, in my wing of the building, four pots (vacuum caraffes, actually) of coffee &#8212; French Roast, Costa Rican, Vanilla, and Decaf.<\/p>\n<p>I make, on the average, 3-4 pots of coffee a day at the office.<\/p>\n<p>I usually start a pot when I come into work.  When I go back to the coffee room, I&#8217;ll start a new pot while pouring from the one I just made.<\/p>\n<p>Despite having a large cup and a significant caffeine habit, I can guarantee you that I don&#8217;t drink that much.  I probably don&#8217;t drink more than a single pot, over the course of a day.<\/p>\n<p>But each time I go in to pour myself a cup, especially if it&#8217;s before lunch, I check to see if any of the pots are empty.  And, if so, I start a new one.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t understand why folks leave empty pots of coffee, or pots with just a little bit left in them.  Really.  It&#8217;s not difficult to start a new pot.  It&#8217;s not even time-consuming. (I timed myself once.  Under a thirty seconds.)<\/p>\n<p>Are folks lazy?  Are they just unaware?  Are they parasites upon the citizenry?<\/p>\n<p>I just don&#8217;t understand.<\/p>\n<p>(Any more than I understand why, with all the Good Coffee Pot Filling Karma I must have built up over the years, am still just as likely to find my preferred flavor gone whenever I go into the coffee room.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We have, in my wing of the building, four pots (vacuum caraffes, actually) of coffee &#8212; French Roast, Costa Rican, Vanilla, and Decaf. 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