{"id":2362,"date":"2002-07-06T17:35:48","date_gmt":"2002-07-06T22:35:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/?p=2362"},"modified":"2014-06-13T16:34:40","modified_gmt":"2014-06-13T22:34:40","slug":"just_wild_about","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2002\/07\/06\/just_wild_about.html","title":{"rendered":"Just wild about Harry"},"content":{"rendered":"

DRENCHED by a mysterious rain, Harry Potter is transformed into a fat, hairy dwarf and stripped of his magic powers as he battles the forces of evil in the shape of a dragon.<\/p>\n

It’s the new Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and Leopard Walk Up to Dragon<\/i>!<\/p>\n

Well, no, but the folks in Beijing may not know that, as an “official” fanfic fake is being published and sold<\/a> there, with J.K. Rowling’s name on the cover.<\/p>\n

\u201cHarry doesn\u2019t know how long it will take to wash the sticky cream cake off his face,\u201d the book begins. \u201cFor a civilised young man it is disgusting to have dirt on any part of his body. He lies in the high-quality china bathtub, keeps wiping his face, and thinks about Dali\u2019s face, which is as fat as the bottom of Aunt Penny.\u201d<\/p>\n

At least … I hope <\/i>it’s a fake …<\/p>\n

(Via BoingBoing<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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