{"id":23951,"date":"2011-11-21T19:24:34","date_gmt":"2011-11-22T02:24:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2011\/11\/21\/id-just-as-soon-nobody-mention-this-to-my-daughter-just-yet.html"},"modified":"2011-11-21T21:40:21","modified_gmt":"2011-11-22T04:40:21","slug":"id-just-as-soon-nobody-mention-this-to-my-daughter-just-yet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2011\/11\/21\/id-just-as-soon-nobody-mention-this-to-my-daughter-just-yet.html","title":{"rendered":"I’d just as soon nobody mention this to my daughter just yet"},"content":{"rendered":"

Some things should be discussed just between a mother and a daughter. #ddtb<\/p>\n

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Bartender, a Dirty Martini With a Tampon!<\/a>
\nVodka-in-a-tampon is allegedly the new rage among under-age drinkers to get drunk. However, I couldn’t find a single article on Google verifying that it actually worked. I decided that I would ha…<\/p>\n

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Many thanks, Stan, for noting that Colbert talked about this a week or two back. Hilarity (natch) ensues.<\/p>\n

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Some things should be discussed just between a mother and a daughter. #ddtb Embedded Link Bartender, a Dirty Martini With a Tampon! Vodka-in-a-tampon is allegedly the new rage among under-age drinkers to get drunk. However, I couldn’t find a single article on Google verifying that it actually worked. 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