{"id":2440,"date":"2002-06-20T17:21:14","date_gmt":"2002-06-20T22:21:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/?p=2440"},"modified":"2002-06-20T17:21:14","modified_gmt":"2002-06-20T22:21:14","slug":"the_saga_of_thr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2002\/06\/20\/the_saga_of_thr.html","title":{"rendered":"The Saga of Three-Star Dave!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Now it can be told &#8230; again!<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Back in the dim, dusty, dark ages of my life, along about Summer 1994, my company got access to the Internet via e-mail. It was good timing, since I was seriously burnt-out from a six-month field assignment full of 18-hour days and bitter, hostile clients. I dove in like a drowning man to a swimming pool.<\/p>\n<p>But at the time, I had a problem. Y&#8217;see, everyone on the Internet has a sig line. This has faded &#8212; slightly &#8212; at least in the circles I circle. But in those days, it seemed the bigger the sig line the better. Big, elaborate ASCII-art. Multiple boxes with names, addresses, pithy Blake&#8217;s 7 quotes. <\/p>\n<p>Lots of which was obviously designed around an earlier era of fixed-pitch display fonts.<\/p>\n<p>So Dave needed a sig line. But nothing that would look goofy and ragged on the right when translated into Times Roman.<\/p>\n<p>Ever the imaginative graphics designer, I realized that a fixed, left-margin text border would look cool, and would translate into any font.<\/p>\n<p>So &#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"block\">*** Dave Hill<br \/>\n*** dhill@pas01.mycompany.com<br \/>\n*** &#8220;Reality takes its toll &#8230;<br \/>\n*** &#8230; please have exact change.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And so it went.<\/p>\n<p>And eventually I was typing &#8220;*** Dave&#8221; enough that I was using it even in company e-mail (which, in those days, was still a minority of my traffic).<\/p>\n<p><i>And now you know the rest of the story.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>(Note that, properly speaking, there should be a space between the third asterisk and the capital D. In most display cases, though, like on the page title, I leave the space out, since, in those cases, that looks better. Irritatingly enough, though, Google ignores asterisks in its searches.)<\/p>\n<p><small>(This is a repeat of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/archive\/2001_10_01_archive.php#6744329\">a post from last October<\/a>, reprinted here so that I can link to it from the Archives page.)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now it can be told &#8230; again! 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