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Teleportation <i>sucks<\/i>. #ddtb<\/p>\n<p style='clear:both;'>\n<p style='margin-bottom:5px;'><strong>Embedded Link<\/strong><\/p>\n<div style='height:120px;width:120px;overflow:hidden;float:left;margin-top:0px;padding-top:0px;margin-right:10px;vertical-align:top;text-align:center;clear:both;'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img style='max-width:none;' src='http:\/\/images0-focus-opensocial.googleusercontent.com\/gadgets\/proxy?container=focus&#038;gadget=a&#038;resize_h=100&#038;url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.crackedcdn.com%2Fphpimages%2Farticle%2F0%2F0%2F6%2F110006.jpg%3Fv%3D1' border='0' \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_19626_6-realities-teleportation-star-trek-didnt-warn-us-about.html'>6 Realities of Teleportation Star Trek Didn&#39;t Warn Us About<\/a><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\thow far away are we from transporters? 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