{"id":25565,"date":"2012-01-18T20:27:23","date_gmt":"2012-01-19T03:27:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/01\/18\/why-write-novels-at-all.html"},"modified":"2012-01-19T21:13:31","modified_gmt":"2012-01-20T04:13:31","slug":"why-write-novels-at-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/01\/18\/why-write-novels-at-all.html","title":{"rendered":"&quot;Why Write Novels at All?&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Garth Risk Hallberg (if that is, really, your name), did you actually mean to submit this to <i>The Onion<\/i> rather than the <i>New York Times Magazine<\/i>?  Because it sure reads like a determined attempt at a satiric send-up of lit-crit philosophizing utterly divorced from anything that 99.999% of readers would enjoy, be educated by, or even understand.  As attempted humor, I salute it for its elitist academic obtuseness.  As anything other than that &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Yeesh. #ddtb<\/p>\n<p style='clear:both;'>\n<p style='margin-bottom:5px;'><strong>Embedded Link<\/strong><\/p>\n<div style='height:120px;width:120px;overflow:hidden;float:left;margin-top:0px;padding-top:0px;margin-right:10px;vertical-align:top;text-align:center;clear:both;'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img style='max-width:none;' src='http:\/\/images0-focus-opensocial.googleusercontent.com\/gadgets\/proxy?container=focus&#038;gadget=a&#038;resize_h=100&#038;url=http%3A%2F%2Fgraphics8.nytimes.com%2Fads%2Fmarketing%2Fmm12%2Fmovies_011812.jpg' border='0' \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2012\/01\/15\/magazine\/why-write-novels-at-all.html?_r=1&#038;ref=magazine&#038;pagewanted=all'>\u2018Why Write Novels at All?\u2019<\/a><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tWriters of the Franzen Generation have decided that the purpose of fiction is to make us feel less alone. Will that be enough to save the novel?\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n<p style='clear:both;'>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Garth Risk Hallberg (if that is, really, your name), did you actually mean to submit this to The Onion rather than the New York Times Magazine? Because it sure reads like a determined attempt at a satiric send-up of lit-crit philosophizing utterly divorced from anything that 99.999% of readers would enjoy, be educated by, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/01\/18\/why-write-novels-at-all.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&quot;Why Write Novels at All?&quot;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[106,24],"tags":[107],"class_list":["post-25565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-plusposts","category-writing-and-language","tag-ddtb"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":153528,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2021\/03\/07\/still-chatty-after-all-these-years.html","url_meta":{"origin":25565,"position":0},"title":"Still chatty after all these years","author":"***Dave","date":"Sun 7-Mar-21 12:30am","format":false,"excerpt":"The Stupid Evil Podcast is ... well, it was fun.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;DDtB-SEB Podcasts&quot;","block_context":{"text":"DDtB-SEB Podcasts","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/blogging\/podcasts\/ddtb-seb-podcasts"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/still-chatty-after-all-these-years-f7WYuWsxxqQ.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/still-chatty-after-all-these-years-f7WYuWsxxqQ.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/still-chatty-after-all-these-years-f7WYuWsxxqQ.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/still-chatty-after-all-these-years-f7WYuWsxxqQ.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/still-chatty-after-all-these-years-f7WYuWsxxqQ.jpg?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":136275,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2018\/05\/06\/and-lo-there-shall-come-another-seb-podcast.html","url_meta":{"origin":25565,"position":1},"title":"And, lo, there shall come another SEB Podcast!","author":"***Dave","date":"Sun 6-May-18 2:56pm","format":false,"excerpt":"It's been an astonishing three years since +Les Jenkins and I did one of his Stupid Evil Bastard podcasts (the biggest takeaway from which was that it had been three years since we previously did it, and that was clearly way, way too long). 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