{"id":26173,"date":"2012-02-08T09:32:36","date_gmt":"2012-02-08T16:32:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/02\/08\/patently-absurd-2.html"},"modified":"2012-02-08T11:10:20","modified_gmt":"2012-02-08T18:10:20","slug":"patently-absurd-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/02\/08\/patently-absurd-2.html","title":{"rendered":"Patently absurd"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Reading through the actual &quot;patents&quot; that Microsoft is claiming here convinces me more than ever that our whole software patent processes is FUBAR.  The processes described are so generic that to claim them as something patentable goes beyond absurd into the surreal.<\/p>\n<p>I desperately hope the court agrees.  #ddtb<\/p>\n<p style='clear:both;'>\n<p style='margin-bottom:5px;'><strong>Embedded Link<\/strong><\/p>\n<div style='height:120px;width:120px;overflow:hidden;float:left;margin-top:0px;padding-top:0px;margin-right:10px;vertical-align:top;text-align:center;clear:both;'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img style='max-width:none;' src='http:\/\/images0-focus-opensocial.googleusercontent.com\/gadgets\/proxy?container=focus&#038;gadget=a&#038;resize_h=100&#038;url=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.arstechnica.net%2Fassets%2F2012%2F02%2Fnook-patents-4f31a08-listing-thumb-300x169-30072-f.jpg' border='0' \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/arstechnica.com\/tech-policy\/news\/2012\/02\/the-three-patents-microsoft-is-hammering-the-nook-withand-why-they-may-be-invalid.ars'>The three patents Microsoft is hammering the Nook with\u2014and why they may be invalid<\/a><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMicrosoft&#39;s complaint against the Nook has been boiled down to three patents covering methods for annotating documents, highlighting text, and downloading documents. Barnes &amp; Noble says the pa&#8230;\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n<p style='clear:both;'>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reading through the actual &quot;patents&quot; that Microsoft is claiming here convinces me more than ever that our whole software patent processes is FUBAR. The processes described are so generic that to claim them as something patentable goes beyond absurd into the surreal. I desperately hope the court agrees. #ddtb Embedded Link The three patents Microsoft &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/02\/08\/patently-absurd-2.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Patently absurd&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[106,20,79],"tags":[107],"class_list":["post-26173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-plusposts","category-hi-tech","category-media-intellectual-property","tag-ddtb"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":153528,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2021\/03\/07\/still-chatty-after-all-these-years.html","url_meta":{"origin":26173,"position":0},"title":"Still chatty after all these years","author":"***Dave","date":"Sun 7-Mar-21 12:30am","format":false,"excerpt":"The Stupid Evil Podcast is ... well, it was fun.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;DDtB-SEB Podcasts&quot;","block_context":{"text":"DDtB-SEB Podcasts","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/blogging\/podcasts\/ddtb-seb-podcasts"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/still-chatty-after-all-these-years-f7WYuWsxxqQ.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/still-chatty-after-all-these-years-f7WYuWsxxqQ.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/still-chatty-after-all-these-years-f7WYuWsxxqQ.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/still-chatty-after-all-these-years-f7WYuWsxxqQ.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/still-chatty-after-all-these-years-f7WYuWsxxqQ.jpg?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":136275,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2018\/05\/06\/and-lo-there-shall-come-another-seb-podcast.html","url_meta":{"origin":26173,"position":1},"title":"And, lo, there shall come another SEB Podcast!","author":"***Dave","date":"Sun 6-May-18 2:56pm","format":false,"excerpt":"It's been an astonishing three years since +Les Jenkins and I did one of his Stupid Evil Bastard podcasts (the biggest takeaway from which was that it had been three years since we previously did it, and that was clearly way, way too long). 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