{"id":26891,"date":"2012-03-07T15:51:31","date_gmt":"2012-03-07T22:51:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/03\/07\/taco-bell-flees-desperately-from-serving-anything-remotely-resembling-authentic-mexican.html"},"modified":"2012-03-08T10:27:32","modified_gmt":"2012-03-08T17:27:32","slug":"taco-bell-flees-desperately-from-serving-anything-remotely-resembling-authentic-mexican","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/03\/07\/taco-bell-flees-desperately-from-serving-anything-remotely-resembling-authentic-mexican.html","title":{"rendered":"Taco Bell flees desperately from serving anything remotely resembling authentic Mexican&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Taco Bell flees desperately from serving anything remotely resembling authentic Mexican food<\/b><\/p>\n<p>What next? Pop rocks in the lettuce?  Bacon-flavored cheese?  Pistachio-flavored sour cream?  #ddtb<\/p>\n<p style='clear:both;'>\n<p style='margin-bottom:5px;'><strong>Embedded Link<\/strong><\/p>\n<div style='height:120px;width:120px;overflow:hidden;float:left;margin-top:0px;padding-top:0px;margin-right:10px;vertical-align:top;text-align:center;clear:both;'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img style='max-width:none;' src='http:\/\/images0-focus-opensocial.googleusercontent.com\/gadgets\/proxy?container=focus&#038;gadget=a&#038;resize_h=100&#038;url=http%3A%2F%2Fextras.mnginteractive.com%2Flive%2Fmedia%2Fsite333%2F2012%2F0307%2F20120307__USTacoBellDoritosTacos%7E1_VIEWER.jpg' border='0' \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.denverpost.com\/breakingnews\/ci_20122776\/taco-bell-introduces-doritos-taco-shell'>Taco Bell introduces Doritos taco shell &#8211; The Denver Post<\/a><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tLOUISVILLE, Ky.\u2014Taco Bell hopes to turn orange Doritos cheese powder into green\u2014as in cash from its latest invention.\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n<p style='clear:both;'>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Taco Bell flees desperately from serving anything remotely resembling authentic Mexican food What next? Pop rocks in the lettuce? Bacon-flavored cheese? Pistachio-flavored sour cream? #ddtb Embedded Link Taco Bell introduces Doritos taco shell &#8211; The Denver Post LOUISVILLE, Ky.\u2014Taco Bell hopes to turn orange Doritos cheese powder into green\u2014as in cash from its latest invention.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[106,72],"tags":[107],"class_list":["post-26891","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-plusposts","category-food-drink-restaurants","tag-ddtb"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":138041,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2019\/03\/03\/come-to-taca-taca-taca-taca-taca-taca-taca-taca-taco-bell-ding-dong.html","url_meta":{"origin":26891,"position":0},"title":"Come to taca-taca-taca-taca-taca-taca-taca-taca-Taco Bell (ding-dong)","author":"***Dave","date":"Sun 3-Mar-19 12:17am","format":false,"excerpt":"The origin story of Taco Bell (founded by a guy actually named Bell who found a way to cash in on his name) is a fascinating one. 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