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Mentally stable open minded individuals a must! Someone close to the Boston area is preferred.<br \/>\nIf you want your life back and would like for me to consider you, email a brief description of your situation to me at [snip]<\/p>\n<p>Okay, is that weird, or what?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Subject: Has your life been ruined by Evil? 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