{"id":27201,"date":"2012-03-22T08:53:48","date_gmt":"2012-03-22T14:53:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/03\/22\/sounds-like-she-was-too-stupid-to-serve-well-anyway.html"},"modified":"2012-03-22T08:53:48","modified_gmt":"2012-03-22T14:53:48","slug":"sounds-like-she-was-too-stupid-to-serve-well-anyway","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/03\/22\/sounds-like-she-was-too-stupid-to-serve-well-anyway.html","title":{"rendered":"Sounds like she was too stupid to serve well, anyway"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I do hope she does serve some modicum of time, or at least get a hefty fine.  I take jury duty quite seriously, and lying to get out of it (and then bragging about said lie on talk radio) deserves a bit of public spanking.<\/p>\n<p>On the ironic side, having a felony record may very well excuse her in the future.  #ddtb<\/p>\n<p style='clear:both;'>\n<p style='margin-bottom:5px;'><strong>Embedded Link<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.denverpost.com\/breakingnews\/ci_20227775\/juror-who-lied-get-out-duty-arrested-after?source=rss&#038;utm_medium=twitter&#038;cref=twitter'>Denver juror who lied to get out of duty arrested after bragging about it months later on talk radio &#8211; The Denver Post<\/a><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tJuror No. 4361 was a wreck. Her hair hung askew in curlers. Her shoes and reindeer socks mismatched. Heavy makeup was smeared on her face.\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n<p style='clear:both;'>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I do hope she does serve some modicum of time, or at least get a hefty fine. I take jury duty quite seriously, and lying to get out of it (and then bragging about said lie on talk radio) deserves a bit of public spanking. On the ironic side, having a felony record may very &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/03\/22\/sounds-like-she-was-too-stupid-to-serve-well-anyway.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Sounds like she was too stupid to serve well, anyway&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[106],"tags":[107],"class_list":["post-27201","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-plusposts","tag-ddtb"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2900,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2002\/09\/05\/how_to_get_out.html","url_meta":{"origin":27201,"position":0},"title":"How to get out of jury duty","author":"***Dave","date":"Thu 5-Sep-02 9:56pm","format":false,"excerpt":"Just don't show up one day during deliberations. 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