{"id":27573,"date":"2012-04-25T14:22:44","date_gmt":"2012-04-25T20:22:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/04\/25\/cleanliness-is-next-to-drunkenness.html"},"modified":"2012-04-25T14:22:44","modified_gmt":"2012-04-25T20:22:44","slug":"cleanliness-is-next-to-drunkenness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/04\/25\/cleanliness-is-next-to-drunkenness.html","title":{"rendered":"Cleanliness is next to drunkenness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To be sure, some teens (and desperate adults) have been willing to drink just about anything if they think it will give them a buzz, throughout history. That said:<\/p>\n<p><i>Dear Katherine: If you are ever so desperate for a drink that you are tempted to drink hand sanitizer, please let me know. I&#39;d much rather serve you something relatively safe than have you doing that stupid to your body. Really. I mean it &#8212; I&#39;ll even deliver. Thanks, Dad.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>(Note: I don&#39;t think my daughter is that stupid. On the other hand, even smart kids do some stupid things in their lives. Ahem.)<\/p>\n<p style='clear:both;'>\n<p style='margin-bottom:5px;'><strong>Embedded Link<\/strong><\/p>\n<div style='height:120px;width:120px;overflow:hidden;float:left;margin-top:0px;padding-top:0px;margin-right:10px;vertical-align:top;text-align:center;clear:both;'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img style='max-width:none;' src='http:\/\/images0-focus-opensocial.googleusercontent.com\/gadgets\/proxy?container=focus&#038;gadget=a&#038;resize_h=100&#038;url=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ak.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fcampaign_images%2Fterminal05%2F2012%2F4%2F25%2F9%2F14-things-you-need-to-know-about-drinking-hand-sa-1-29319-1335361681-20_big.jpg' border='0' \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/mjs538\/things-you-need-to-know-about-drinking-hand-saniti'>14 Things You Need To Know About Drinking Hand Sanitizer<\/a><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t14 Things You Need To Know About Drinking Hand Sanitizer: So, kids are drinking hand sanitizer to get drunk. Here&#39;s everything&#8230;\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n<p style='clear:both;'> <strong>Google+:<\/strong> <a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/101083456815352083930\/posts\/jf9pLtHRppx' target='_new'>View post on Google+<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To be sure, some teens (and desperate adults) have been willing to drink just about anything if they think it will give them a buzz, throughout history. That said: Dear Katherine: If you are ever so desperate for a drink that you are tempted to drink hand sanitizer, please let me know. I&#39;d much rather &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/04\/25\/cleanliness-is-next-to-drunkenness.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Cleanliness is next to drunkenness&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[106],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-plusposts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6102,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2004\/05\/20\/dammit.html","url_meta":{"origin":27573,"position":0},"title":"DAMMIT!","author":"***Dave","date":"Thu 20-May-04 8:43am","format":false,"excerpt":"REFILL THE FRELLING COFFEE POT WHEN IT'S EMPTY, PEOPLE!!!! 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