{"id":2924,"date":"2002-09-03T14:03:41","date_gmt":"2002-09-03T19:03:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/?p=2924"},"modified":"2011-12-02T16:05:18","modified_gmt":"2011-12-02T23:05:18","slug":"what_is_the_sou-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2002\/09\/03\/what_is_the_sou-2.html","title":{"rendered":"What is the sound of one brain sizzling?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, if you put your ear up to the monitor, you&#8217;ll know.<\/p>\n<p>A teacher wanted to increase her students&#8217; vocabulary. Bully for her. Our vocabulary binds our ability to express thought, and in many ways binds our thought itself. The more words you know and can use, the more nuances of language you can control, the better you can think and the better you can pass that thought on to others.<\/p>\n<p>The teacher, unfortunately made a grave error. She forgot that there are <em>stupid people out there<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>People who can&#8217;t use a dictionary.<\/p>\n<p>People who think that because a word sounds vaguely like another word, they must mean the same thing, or at least should be treated that way.<\/p>\n<p><em>People who could use a frickin&#8217; vocabulary lesson themselves.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The word? &#8220;Niggardly.&#8221; It means stingy, ungenerous, scanty.<\/p>\n<p>That you&#8217;ve already figured out where this is going is probably a bad sign. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wilmingtonstar.com\/apps\/pbcs.dll\/article?Site=WM&amp;Date=20020831&amp;Category=NEWS&amp;ArtNo=208310308&amp;Ref=AR&amp;Profile=1004\">one parent of one of the fourth-graders had a conniption<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Although the word means stingy, Akwana Walker said it was inappropriate to use it because it sounds similar to a racial slur. She said she doesn&#8217;t think fourth-graders can distinguish between the two words.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;My daughter told me what that word was, and I told her not to complete that part of her homework,&#8221; said Ms. Walker, who is black.<\/p>\n<p>The teacher, under direction from her principal, has apologized. The kids have learned that it&#8217;s not enough not to use bad words, but you shouldn&#8217;t use words that sound like bad words (like &#8220;buck&#8221; or &#8220;sit&#8221; or &#8220;punt&#8221;). And, of course, they&#8217;ve learned that you can claim to be offended and get everyone in the world to fall all over themselves apologizing and taking corrective action.<\/p>\n<p>The student has been moved to another class. The teacher has issued a public apology, and has promised never to use the word again in class. A counsellor will speak with the students.<\/p>\n<p>Ms. Walker wants the teacher fired. Ridiculous? 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