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Woo-hoo!<\/p>\n<p class=\"block\">vicious animal twist<br \/>\ninverted lotus punch<br \/>\nfang of the scholar hands<br \/>\ntranscendent hummingbird slash<br \/>\nenlightened wolf sword<br \/>\nmystic chopstick spin<br \/>\nevil monster nerve pinch<br \/>\naccurate sage hands<br \/>\nstrange moon slash<br \/>\ndreaded cricket antagonism<br \/>\nunfathomable grasshopper feet<br \/>\nvalorous secret style<br \/>\ndreaded dream fright<br \/>\nwicked monkey neck-snap<\/p>\n<p><small>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/boingboing.net\/2002_09_01_archive.html#85407164\">BoingBoing<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Looking for some snappy new martial arts moves? Look no longer, but go visit the Verbal Kung-Fu Generator. Every fifteen minutes, five hundred new moves are generated. 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