I was discussing with Margie last night that I would be taking Katherine down for her swimming lesson this morning, since she was off to the office to work today.<\/p>\n
“Her instructor’s name is Jessica,” Margie said. “You should be able to remember that.”<\/p>\n
I furrowed my brow. “Huh?”<\/p>\n
“Like in Rabbit.”<\/p>\n
“Ah. You mean as in a Jessica in a form-fitting-yet-revealing red outfit?” The life guards all wear red, as did Roger Rabbit’s wife.<\/p>\n
“Right.”<\/p>\n
Well, what else could I say? I do <\/i>try not to lech at the life guards\/instructors down at the pool, but, well …<\/p>\n
Of course, this is also the instructor that Katherine was so amused about, since she had “something in her giggle button.” By which she meant a navel ring. Which, to be honest, makes it easier not to lech at her. <\/p>\n
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