{"id":30299,"date":"2012-09-22T11:53:13","date_gmt":"2012-09-22T17:53:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/09\/22\/any-resemblance-to-me-in-this-onion-article-is-purely-unintentional.html"},"modified":"2012-09-22T11:53:13","modified_gmt":"2012-09-22T17:53:13","slug":"any-resemblance-to-me-in-this-onion-article-is-purely-unintentional","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/09\/22\/any-resemblance-to-me-in-this-onion-article-is-purely-unintentional.html","title":{"rendered":"Any resemblance to me in this Onion article is purely unintentional"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; albeit uncanny.<\/p>\n<p>My problem is that I&#39;ll start conservative, then start adding 15 minute padding here and there, usually without realizing it. Fortunately, I have Margie to counterbalance me, usually.  On the other hand, I&#39;ve done the mad race for and through the airport, and that&#39;s even less fun than sitting at the gate for a while.<\/p>\n<p style='clear:both;'>\n<p style='margin-bottom:5px;'><strong>Embedded Link<\/strong><\/p>\n<div style='height:120px;width:120px;overflow:hidden;float:left;margin-top:0px;padding-top:0px;margin-right:10px;vertical-align:top;text-align:center;clear:both;'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img style='max-width:none;' src='https:\/\/images0-focus-opensocial.googleusercontent.com\/gadgets\/proxy?container=focus&#038;gadget=a&#038;resize_h=100&#038;url=http%3A%2F%2Fo.onionstatic.com%2Fimages%2F18%2F18205%2F1x1-small%2F200.jpg%3F9597' border='0' \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/dad-suggests-arriving-at-airport-14-hours-early,29662\/?utm_source=Twitter&#038;utm_medium=SocialMarketing&#038;utm_campaign=standard-post:headline:default'>Dad Suggests Arriving At Airport 14 Hours Early<\/a><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tCARLISLE, MA\u2014Planning for his family\u2019s Saturday evening flight to Florida, local dad Walter Holbrook suggested arriving at the airport at least 14 hours early, sources confirmed.\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n<p style='clear:both;'> <strong>Google+:<\/strong> <a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/101083456815352083930\/posts\/E9tunevUpMH' target='_new'>View post on Google+<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; albeit uncanny. My problem is that I&#39;ll start conservative, then start adding 15 minute padding here and there, usually without realizing it. Fortunately, I have Margie to counterbalance me, usually. On the other hand, I&#39;ve done the mad race for and through the airport, and that&#39;s even less fun than sitting at the gate &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/09\/22\/any-resemblance-to-me-in-this-onion-article-is-purely-unintentional.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Any resemblance to me in this Onion article is purely unintentional&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[106],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30299","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-plusposts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":43576,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2014\/07\/14\/denver-tsa-is-usually-pretty-q.html","url_meta":{"origin":30299,"position":0},"title":"Denver TSA is usually pretty q&#8230;","author":"***Dave","date":"Mon 14-Jul-14 10:08pm","format":false,"excerpt":"Denver TSA is usually pretty quick and efficient. 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