{"id":30557,"date":"2012-10-09T09:32:41","date_gmt":"2012-10-09T15:32:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/10\/09\/please-listen-carefully-our-menus-have-recently-changed.html"},"modified":"2012-10-09T09:32:41","modified_gmt":"2012-10-09T15:32:41","slug":"please-listen-carefully-our-menus-have-recently-changed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/10\/09\/please-listen-carefully-our-menus-have-recently-changed.html","title":{"rendered":"Please listen carefully. Our menus have recently changed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#39;ve been involved in tech support on both sides of the equation &#8212; being the support person on the phone trying to patiently\u00a0extract the key information that will actually explain the problem beyond &quot;It&#39;s broken,&quot; and being the customer person on the phone with the detailed list of error messages and\u00a0reproducible\u00a0circumstances that trigger the problem\u00a0only to be told, &quot;Let&#39;s start by restarting your machine that takes 10 minutes to reboot on a good day.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>I&#39;ve also engaged in furious discussions with my own IT management about the worthlessness of ticket closure rates and similar metrics.<\/p>\n<p>Some good discussion of the problems of phone tech support and some ideas of how to resolve it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Reshared post from +<a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/114621063293418511073'>Ars Technica<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>There&#39;s some great reader comments in our story about help desk nightmares and improving tech support\u00a0<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style='clear:both;'>\n<p style='margin-bottom:5px;'><strong>Embedded Link<\/strong><\/p>\n<div style='height:120px;width:120px;overflow:hidden;float:left;margin-top:0px;padding-top:0px;margin-right:10px;vertical-align:top;text-align:center;clear:both;'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img style='max-width:none;' src='https:\/\/images0-focus-opensocial.googleusercontent.com\/gadgets\/proxy?container=focus&#038;gadget=a&#038;resize_h=100&#038;url=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.arstechnica.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F10%2Fbluescreen-monkey.jpg' border='0' \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/arstechnica.com\/features\/2012\/10\/what-the-chronicles-of-george-can-teach-us-about-technical-support\/?comments=1&#038;start=40#unread'>What &quot;The Chronicles of George&quot; can teach us about technical support<\/a><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tThere&#39;s bad communication and lots of resentment on BOTH sides of the phone line.\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n<p style='clear:both;'><strong>Google+:<\/strong> Reshared <a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/101083456815352083930\/posts\/D5bQ9XhnENT' target='_new'>1<\/a> times<br \/> <strong>Google+:<\/strong> <a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/101083456815352083930\/posts\/D5bQ9XhnENT' target='_new'>View post on Google+<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#39;ve been involved in tech support on both sides of the equation &#8212; being the support person on the phone trying to patiently\u00a0extract the key information that will actually explain the problem beyond &quot;It&#39;s broken,&quot; and being the customer person on the phone with the detailed list of error messages and\u00a0reproducible\u00a0circumstances that trigger the problem\u00a0only &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/10\/09\/please-listen-carefully-our-menus-have-recently-changed.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Please listen carefully. 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