{"id":3056,"date":"2002-08-16T06:45:28","date_gmt":"2002-08-16T11:45:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/?p=3056"},"modified":"2002-08-16T06:45:28","modified_gmt":"2002-08-16T11:45:28","slug":"spams_o_the_day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2002\/08\/16\/spams_o_the_day.html","title":{"rendered":"Spams o&#8217; the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nothing like returning to the office to find a bucket o&#8217; spam waiting for you.  Some particularly choice bits &#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b>URGNET MATTER PLEASE<\/b> &#8212; Sorry, this is the Internet.  The Urgnet is across the hall, two doors down on the left.\n<li><b>Stop credit card payments immediately!<\/b> &#8212; You mean I can do that?  Cool.<\/p>\n<li><b>`Why so many mortgage email?<\/b> &#8212; I not know.  Why so many?<\/p>\n<li><b>Make your own pile of cash<\/b> &#8212; I can make my own pile, all right, and I&#8217;ll bet it&#8217;s worth more than the stock you&#8217;re touting.<\/p>\n<li><b>Get that Girl You&#8217;ve always wanted<\/b> &#8212; I already did, neener-neener-neener!<\/p>\n<li><b>We have all the hottest sex toys and erotic adult novelties in the industry<\/b> &#8212; And you don&#8217;t have anything better to do than send spam?\n<p>Besides, I&#8217;ve got the Girl I&#8217;ve always wanted, so neener-neener-neener.<\/ul><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nothing like returning to the office to find a bucket o&#8217; spam waiting for you. Some particularly choice bits &#8230; URGNET MATTER PLEASE &#8212; Sorry, this is the Internet. The&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3056","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spam"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":13143,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2008\/07\/10\/neener_neener_neener.html","url_meta":{"origin":3056,"position":0},"title":"Neener-neener-neener!","author":"***Dave","date":"Thu 10-Jul-08 12:35pm","format":false,"excerpt":"I'm not gonna show up, even though I'm subpoenaed. Ha-haha-ha-ha. Issue all the contempt citations you want -- who you gonna get to enforce 'em, huh? Huh? The Justice...","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Politics &amp; Law&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Politics &amp; Law","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/politics-law"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/images\/karl-rove.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":133338,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2017\/04\/24\/its-good-to-make-money-off-the-winter-white-house.html","url_meta":{"origin":3056,"position":1},"title":"it&#039;s GOOD to make money off the &quot;Winter White House&quot;","author":"***Dave","date":"Mon 24-Apr-17 5:13pm","format":false,"excerpt":"The problem here is that there are reasonable cases to be made on both sides. On the one hand, since the President is operating out there such a substantial amount of time (he's spent 28% of his term so far either staying at Mar-a-Lago or traveling between DC and there),\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;~PlusPosts&quot;","block_context":{"text":"~PlusPosts","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/blogging\/plusposts"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":2412,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2002\/06\/28\/npr_still_doesn.html","url_meta":{"origin":3056,"position":2},"title":"NPR still doesn&#8217;t get it","author":"***Dave","date":"Fri 28-Jun-02 6:55am","format":false,"excerpt":"NPR has revised its linking policy. It all looks very nice and very reasonable (if occasionally superfluous in the face of existing copyright law), and even notes that NPR \"encourages...","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Blogging &amp; Internet&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Blogging &amp; Internet","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/blogging"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":132710,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2017\/01\/31\/tweetizen-trump-2017-01-31-politics-unfair-youre-fired.html","url_meta":{"origin":3056,"position":3},"title":"Tweetizen Trump &#8211; 2017-01-31 &#8211; &quot;Politics! Unfair! You&#039;re Fired!&quot;","author":"***Dave","date":"Tue 31-Jan-17 7:23am","format":false,"excerpt":"After that barrage of tweets over the weekend, what sort of primal screams are we getting on Twitter today, Donald?====\u25ba The American dream is back. We\u2019re going to create an environment for small business like we haven\u2019t had in many, many decades! [1]Yes, that Great Recession II: Trade War Boogaloo\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;~PlusPosts&quot;","block_context":{"text":"~PlusPosts","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/blogging\/plusposts"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Trump%2B-%2BSally%2BYates.JPGimgmax%3D660.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Trump%2B-%2BSally%2BYates.JPGimgmax%3D660.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Trump%2B-%2BSally%2BYates.JPGimgmax%3D660.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":20506,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2011\/03\/21\/tweets-from-2011-03-21.html","url_meta":{"origin":3056,"position":4},"title":"Tweets from 2011-03-21","author":"***Dave","date":"Mon 21-Mar-11 12:45am","format":false,"excerpt":"Found the wedding video, neener-neener. # Box of old VHS tapes tapes disposed of. Posters sorted. Boxes of old iris rhizomes from front yard re-do submitted for mulching. Productive! # Couldn't find the vacuum cleaner. Where is the vacuum cleaner stashed? Where -- oh, hey, look, it's WHERE IT BELONGS.\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;~Tweets&quot;","block_context":{"text":"~Tweets","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/blogging\/tweets"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":20507,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2011\/03\/21\/tweets-from-2011-03-21-2.html","url_meta":{"origin":3056,"position":5},"title":"Tweets from 2011-03-21","author":"***Dave","date":"Mon 21-Mar-11 12:45am","format":false,"excerpt":"Found the wedding video, neener-neener. # Box of old VHS tapes tapes disposed of. Posters sorted. Boxes of old iris rhizomes from front yard re-do submitted for mulching. Productive! # Couldn't find the vacuum cleaner. Where is the vacuum cleaner stashed? Where -- oh, hey, look, it's WHERE IT BELONGS.\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;~Tweets&quot;","block_context":{"text":"~Tweets","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/blogging\/tweets"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3056","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3056"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3056\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3056"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3056"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3056"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}