{"id":30700,"date":"2012-10-19T09:55:07","date_gmt":"2012-10-19T15:55:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/10\/19\/romney-day-one.html"},"modified":"2012-10-22T11:01:06","modified_gmt":"2012-10-22T17:01:06","slug":"romney-day-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/10\/19\/romney-day-one.html","title":{"rendered":"Romney: Day One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Heh.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Reshared post from +<a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/110429199002930072088'>The Colbert Report<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&quot;Mitt&#39;s gonna keep those promises. I know, because I have his day one schedule right here:<\/p>\n<p>Jan 20th, 2013<\/p>\n<p>8am-noon &#8212; Inauguration<br \/>12:30 &#8212; Appoint cabinet<br \/>1:00 &#8212; Take photo for White House ID card<br \/>1:07 &#8212; Retake photo<br \/>1:45 &#8212; Repeal Obamacare<br \/>2:30 &#8212; Examine remains of Roswell aliens<br \/>3:00 &#8212; Unwrap Oval Office label maker<br \/>3:15 &#8212; Label China a currency manipulator<br \/>4:00 &#8212; Pick nuclear launch codes &#8212; (Maybe zip codes plus Ann&#39;s birthday?)<br \/>6:00 &#8212; Take down Biden&#39;s old Erik Estrada posters<br \/>6:15 &#8212; Get everyone in America a job<br \/>8:00 &#8212; Activate self-deportation<br \/>9:00 &#8212; Immigration solved<br \/>10:00 &#8212; With presidency completed, resign and attend an inauguration of President Ryan.&quot; &#8212; Stephen Colbert <a href=\"http:\/\/on.cc.com\/QwuV1M\" >http:\/\/on.cc.com\/QwuV1M<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<div><a href='https:\/\/lh5.googleusercontent.com\/-RWgzAsadmkA\/UIFrjUF-X1I\/AAAAAAAADy4\/vYIrecjrQgY\/1stday.jpg'><img src='https:\/\/lh5.googleusercontent.com\/-RWgzAsadmkA\/UIFrjUF-X1I\/AAAAAAAADy4\/vYIrecjrQgY\/1stday.jpg' style='max-width:97.5%;clear:both;' border='0' \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style='clear:both;'> <strong>Google+:<\/strong> <a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/101083456815352083930\/posts\/iPNuFXVKHxb' target='_new'>View post on Google+<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heh. Reshared post from +The Colbert Report &quot;Mitt&#39;s gonna keep those promises. I know, because I have his day one schedule right here: Jan 20th, 2013 8am-noon &#8212; Inauguration12:30 &#8212; Appoint cabinet1:00 &#8212; Take photo for White House ID card1:07 &#8212; Retake photo1:45 &#8212; Repeal Obamacare2:30 &#8212; Examine remains of Roswell aliens3:00 &#8212; Unwrap Oval &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/10\/19\/romney-day-one.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Romney: Day One&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[106,99],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30700","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-plusposts","category-elections-2012"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":127923,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2015\/09\/10\/the-return-of-the-colbert.html","url_meta":{"origin":30700,"position":0},"title":"The Return of the Colbert","author":"***Dave","date":"Thu 10-Sep-15 8:50am","format":false,"excerpt":"We watched (one night DVR-delayed) the Colbert premiere on the Late Show, and enjoyed ourselves appropriately (the article below echoes most of my thoughts). 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