{"id":31667,"date":"2012-12-09T21:28:37","date_gmt":"2012-12-10T04:28:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/12\/09\/hallmark-maureen-johnson-and-boobies.html"},"modified":"2012-12-09T21:28:37","modified_gmt":"2012-12-10T04:28:37","slug":"hallmark-maureen-johnson-and-boobies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/12\/09\/hallmark-maureen-johnson-and-boobies.html","title":{"rendered":"Hallmark, Maureen Johnson, and boobies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, I <i>know<\/i> her! \u00a0Cool!<\/p>\n<p>And, that fifteen seconds of reflected fame out of the way, let me say, as the daughter of an 12-year-old &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>1. I&#39;m appalled to think this was\u00a0acceptable\u00a0humor 15 years go. \u00a0(And that some would consider it acceptable humor today, for that matter.)<\/p>\n<p>2. If I&#39;m reading the story correctly (and if Hallmark is being honest about it), I can&#39;t ding them <i>too<\/i> much for this card being on the shelves. They claim it was (a) from an acquisition and (b) hasn&#39;t been produced in 15 years. \u00a0Which, depending on the Hallmark store one goes into, is perhaps believable. \u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Should Hallmark be responsible for regularly scouring the content of their shelves (perhaps on a bi-annual basis) for old content that should be shredded? \u00a0Hmmm. Maybe. Maybe not. I think what&#39;s more telling is how they react when someone does spot it and complains about it. Which they seem to be doing a good job of.<\/p>\n<p>(Note: Hallmark is, of course, within their rights to print whatever the hell they want on their greeting cards, whether it&#39;s making young women anxious\u00a0over their breast size or making fun of people with funny-colored skin. I would object strongly to any <i>legal<\/i> sanction against them. But certainly a <i>social<\/i> &#8212; commercial &#8212; sanction would be perfectly legit if people found their cards, or their handling of such kerfuffles, objectionable.)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Reshared post from +<a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/108065304398648112883'>Jeff Zimmerman<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Hallmark has a birthday card telling 13 yr olds they should have bigger boobs. God help us..<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style='clear:both;'>\n<p style='margin-bottom:5px;'><strong>Embedded Link<\/strong><\/p>\n<div style='height:120px;width:120px;overflow:hidden;float:left;margin-top:0px;padding-top:0px;margin-right:10px;vertical-align:top;text-align:center;clear:both;'>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img style='max-width:none;' src='https:\/\/images2-focus-opensocial.googleusercontent.com\/gadgets\/proxy?url=http:\/\/i.dailymail.co.uk\/i\/pix\/2012\/12\/08\/article-2245134-166AC473000005DC-723_308x185.jpg&#038;container=focus&#038;gadget=a&#038;rewriteMime=image\/*&#038;refresh=31536000&#038;resize_h=150&#038;resize_w=150&#038;no_expand=1' border='0' \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-2245134\/Outrage-Hallmark-birthday-card-13-year-old-girls-says-theyd-boyfriend-bigger-boobies.html'>Outrage at Hallmark birthday card for 13-year-old girls which says they&#8217;d get a boyfriend if they had &#8216;bigger boobies&#8217;<\/a><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tThe company rushed to apologise for the gaffe, claiming the card was produced 15 years ago and assuring customers they would track down remaining copies.\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n<p style='clear:both;'> <strong>Google+:<\/strong> <a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/101083456815352083930\/posts\/DgighvnFFtC' target='_new'>View post on Google+<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, I know her! \u00a0Cool! And, that fifteen seconds of reflected fame out of the way, let me say, as the daughter of an 12-year-old &#8230; 1. I&#39;m appalled to think this was\u00a0acceptable\u00a0humor 15 years go. \u00a0(And that some would consider it acceptable humor today, for that matter.) 2. If I&#39;m reading the story correctly &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/12\/09\/hallmark-maureen-johnson-and-boobies.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Hallmark, Maureen Johnson, and boobies&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[106],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31667","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-plusposts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":12995,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2008\/08\/25\/card_controversy.html","url_meta":{"origin":31667,"position":0},"title":"Card Controversy","author":"***Dave","date":"Mon 25-Aug-08 6:41am","format":false,"excerpt":"It's the end of the world as we know it! 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