{"id":31837,"date":"2012-12-18T21:35:12","date_gmt":"2012-12-19T04:35:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/12\/18\/pre-hobbit-movies-in-our-future.html"},"modified":"2014-06-17T07:28:22","modified_gmt":"2014-06-17T13:28:22","slug":"pre-hobbit-movies-in-our-future","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/12\/18\/pre-hobbit-movies-in-our-future.html","title":{"rendered":"Pre-Hobbit Movies in Our Future"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Movie trailers we saw before <i>The Hobbit<\/i> last Friday:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <i>Lone Ranger<\/i> &#8212; Same trailer as previously linked to. \u00a0Visually, this looks really good, and the trailer makes it mostly serious with a leavening of modern humor. This could go horribly wrong, but I think it&#39;s going to be more right.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <i>Warm Bodies<\/i> &#8212; A post-Armageddon Zombie Love Story? \u00a0This actually looked kind of funny and kind of cute. Not something I&#39;m going to make a point of going to see, but not necessarily mock-worthy, either.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <i>Escape from Planet Earth<\/i> &#8212; There wasn&#39;t anything particularly wrong about this &quot;aliens on Earth&quot; CG-animated story, but there wasn&#39;t anything that grabbed me and said WATCH! WATCH! \u00a0I&#39;m sure it will be moderately entertaining, and then vanish with nary a trace.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <i>The Host<\/i> &#8212; A post-Armageddon aliens-taking-over-human-bodies story, with from the writer who brought you <i>Twilight<\/i>. \u00a0Um &#8230; no.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <i>Oblivion<\/i> &#8212; A post-Armageddon everything-you-know-is-wrong fight-the-Man action-adventure-SF tale starring Tom Cruise. It certainly looked pretty. \u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <i>Jack the Giant Slayer<\/i> &#8212; Live action fairy tale boredom, with some of the flattest 3D I&#39;ve ever seen.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; <i>Man of Steel<\/i> &#8212; Again, the same as the trailer I linked to last week &#8212; but this really looks like it could be good, unless it&#39;s horribly, horribly ponderous.<\/p>\n<p>So, of all of the above, there&#39;s nothing that I feel I <i>have<\/i> to go to. \u00a0_Man of Steel, The Lone Ranger,_ and maybe, maybe <i>Warm Bodies.<\/i> \u00a0But, given our current movie track record, I&#39;d say that, lacking something making any of the the above a <i>lot<\/i> more compelling, we will, at best, catch them on disc or streaming video at home.<\/p>\n<p>(And what is with the post-Armageddon motif, folks? Are people that pessimistic and\/or fed up with modern society and where it&#39;s trending? \u00a0Looks like a great sociology \/ modern cinema thesis in the making &#8230;)<\/p>\n<div><a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/photos\/101083456815352083930\/albums\/5823510403113998593\/5823510401220932258?authkey=CPHr_oKIgsnKCQ'><img src='https:\/\/lh5.googleusercontent.com\/-p_mSjJMwtQQ\/UNFD2wqQ8qI\/AAAAAAAAQS4\/uaZcoWVnhsM\/standby%255B1%255D.jpg' style='max-width:97.5%;clear:both;' border='0' \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style='clear:both;'> <strong>Google+:<\/strong> <a href='https:\/\/plus.google.com\/101083456815352083930\/posts\/38uCQUMUacP' target='_new'>View post on Google+<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Movie trailers we saw before The Hobbit last Friday: &#8211; Lone Ranger &#8212; Same trailer as previously linked to. \u00a0Visually, this looks really good, and the trailer makes it mostly serious with a leavening of modern humor. This could go horribly wrong, but I think it&#39;s going to be more right. &#8211; Warm Bodies &#8212; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/12\/18\/pre-hobbit-movies-in-our-future.html\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Pre-Hobbit Movies in Our Future&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[106,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31837","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-plusposts","category-media-movies"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":38903,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2013\/10\/01\/smaug-y-goodness.html","url_meta":{"origin":31837,"position":0},"title":"Smaug-y goodness!","author":"***Dave","date":"Tue 1-Oct-13 8:32am","format":false,"excerpt":"New trailer for the next Hobbit movie? \u00a0Oh, do want! 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